re: The best sayings I got from my father

He told me “never return empty handed with an excuse. At least try to bring an alternative.”

I try everything possible now before I say “couldn’t find it or it won’t work”.

That one always stuck with me and served me well.

Also “never worry about finding women, be successful and they will find you”.

“You’re a stupid little shite ain’t ya? But you make up for it by being ugly”.

That was his favorite.

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This the kind of shite people with no money say

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I got to give it to you. You don't quit.

And I am not even past post two...

I'll be looking at this thread to see if my son identifies himself.

You play with the bull
You're gonna get the horn

When you're hot you're hot
When you're not you ain't worth snot

Twinkle twinkle Little Star
Nobody gives a damn what you wish for

I remember Dad telling me quite often and I quote:
" You are as fricked up as a football bat"

when everything is coming your you're probably in the wrong lane.

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The best sayings I got from my father

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"He's shaking like a blind fig**t at a weenie roast!"

shite fire and save the matches

__________ is worthless as tits on a boar.