The 10 most embarrassing cars

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If "you are what you drive," these are the cars of which personal nightmares are made - the automobiles that tell the world in no uncertain terms that you're broke, out of touch or lacking style, at least according to carinsurance.com.

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After taking an informal survey to narrow down the field of cars that consumers would be most embarrassed to drive, the insurance comparison site showed 1,500 people photographs of the 12 finalists, asking which cars were most "cringe-worthy."

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The type of car you drive -- from sedan to sports car -- can say a lot about you. That's why inexpensive compacts were voted the most embarrassing vehicle type by 29 percent of drivers.


The minivan ranked second-most humiliating model (23 percent of all drivers), but ranked far worse among men (26 percent) than women (20 percent). That's, of course, because this car screams: "My wife wears the pants in our family, and I'm taking the kids to soccer just like she told me to." Take heart, househusband. Driving the minivan now will give you a good excuse to buy a Porsche later when in the midst of a really good mid-life crisis.

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I've been saying if for over 3 years now. Minivans are for men who've given up on life. Stop lying to yourself. This is most certainly an embarrassing vehicle. I don't want to hear about the sliding door, increased comfort or extra storage space. You know what else is comfortable and has extra storage space? Cargo shants.

Not only are you embarrassing yourself, you're also making yourself unfrickable to your wife. So what if you've got 35 pounds to lose. So what if got a forest between your arse cheeks and poor hygiene. So what if you can't last longer than 3 1/2 minutes before rolling off your wife in shame.

Pull yourself together. Start by dropping a little weight here and there. Take a cordless trimmer and handheld mirror into the tub with you (water off) and get your taint in order. Knock out a few jelqs every night; work on your stroke game.

Don't actively contribute to your decline as a man by getting a minivan. Your boy Pecker is here to be a positive influence. Godspeed bros