re: The 10 most embarrassing cars

Most minivans don’t look much different from SUVs these days, since SUVs have gotten rounder edges and lost the “sport” look. It’s hard for me to GAF if a dude has kids and drives a minivan.

Guys who drive a minivan DGAF. Good for them.

What's sad are the posers who call their front wheel drive, unibody crossovers a "SUV". If you have a lame car, own it. Don't call your vehicle something it's not; that just makes you look like an idiot.

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6'3"

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Only 5'10. Now that's something yall can laugh at me about :(

Those Chevy Avalanches are up there with the H2

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Pecker I don’t understand you’re obsession with shaving your crack man. Everything else I agree, but the constant butt hair shaving is a bit concerning

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I like having my butt licked. I'm going to lie to you, friend. Need a shaved up butt if you're going to play around down there.

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That thing is girls dream ride like a V6 Mustang or Camaro.

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These became women’s cars because men who drive mini-vans let them.

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I've been saying if for over 3 years now. Minivans are for men who've given up on life. Stop lying to yourself. This is most certainly an embarrassing vehicle. I don't want to hear about the sliding door, increased comfort or extra storage space. You know what else is comfortable and has extra storage space? Cargo shants.

Not only are you embarrassing yourself, you're also making yourself unfrickable to your wife. So what if you've got 35 pounds to lose. So what if got a forest between your arse cheeks and poor hygiene. So what if you can't last longer than 3 1/2 minutes before rolling off your wife in shame.

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I drove a minivan a couple years. I

The tiny car looks like a death trap. I would never put one of my family members in one of those.

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I mean it's pretty far down the list of priorities when picking out a man. But for most women, if they had their druthers they'd prefer to not look over at their man while riding shotgun and see him steering a minivan. At least that's what science says.

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that makes sense. I’ve never been in a relationship with a minivan driver, so it’s easy for me to pretend I’d be cool with it.

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Nothing like bragging about how sweet your new Lexus is on the internet while living in an apartment and bitching about $1450/month rent.

Don't change OT.

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Explain to me what's wrong with living in an apartment?

Do you understand anything about what the North DFW Housing market is doing right now?

I am simply waiting it out.

Yeah im complaining about paying 1450 because that's the same as a house mortgage

You dont know me, GFY