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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:57 pm to dbeck
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:57 pm to dbeck
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She ended up coming inside and getting drunk and we fricked and now I hear her and her mom having an argument next door.
Her moms going to kick her out & she’s going to expect to stay with you
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Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:58 pm to BigDropper
Jesus
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:59 pm to dbeck
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I just moved into a duplex and my next door neighbor's (30 year old) daughter (no pics, OT 1.2) was visiting and came to say hi to me. I went outside to talk to her for a bit. I had a glass of scotch and she asked to try it. She ended up coming inside and getting drunk and we fricked and now I hear her and her mom having an argument next door.
I wish I was making this up.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:03 pm to LegendInMyMind
This chick couldn't hold her alcohol. Only had about 3 shots of whiskey and went back to her mom's with her shirt on inside out and a cum stain on the front of it. I tried to convince her to turn her shirt right side out but she was too drunk to listen.
I'm just kind of in shock right now. I really need to start making better decisions.
Eta: They stopped yelling at each other so that's good. Now I just need to avoid the mom until my lease is up
I'm just kind of in shock right now. I really need to start making better decisions.
Eta: They stopped yelling at each other so that's good. Now I just need to avoid the mom until my lease is up
This post was edited on 11/25/20 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:06 pm to SECdragonmaster
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This is not going to be fun. I normally love reading these threads but being the one giving the play by play is not as enjoyable.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:07 pm to dbeck
How fat is this chick
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:08 pm to dbeck
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I just need to avoid the mom until my lease is up
Sorry, I can't help but laugh.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
Just walked my dog
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:10 pm to Mr Clean
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Just walked my dog
It didn't run off and knock one out with the neighbor dog while you weren't looking did it?
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:13 pm to dbeck
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Only had about 3 shots of whiskey and went back to her mom's with her shirt on inside out and a cum stain on the front of it. I tried to convince her to turn her shirt right side out but she was too drunk to listen.
She wasn't drunk, she knew what she was doing. She wanted this fight....probably craves attention. Glad you benefited
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
She’s spayed
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:18 pm to olemc999
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How fat is this chick
I'm not good at judging weight but I'd say between 180 and 240. Worst part is she got so drunk the sex wouldn't have been any good even if she weighed half that.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:20 pm to dbeck
Did you atleast get a blowjob?
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:21 pm to dbeck
I’ve fricked a 250-pound bitch and a 4-11, 200-pounder
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:24 pm to dbeck
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neighbor's (30 year old) daughter (no pics, OT 1.2
quote:Damn. Hell yeah you do.
. I really need to start making better decisions.
quote:
I'm not good at judging weight but I'd say between 180 and 240.
:GranTorinogif:
This post was edited on 11/25/20 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:26 pm to olemc999
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Did you atleast get a blowjob?
She tried but she was too drunk and I had to finish with my hand. She didn't even swallow and spit half on her shirt and half on my brand new sheets
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:27 pm to SECdragonmaster
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My 45 yr old cousin (divorced x3) is coming and bringing his new girlfriend (mid 20’s) who is a stripper.
Well if your cousin and his new gf show up - find a pole and see how talented she is
Didn’t antique tiger pick up a pole the other day at a sale?
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:27 pm to dbeck
Make her do your laundry and clean those sheets tomorrow.
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:29 pm to dbeck
what kind of sheets?
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:29 pm to pioneerbasketball
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what kind of sheets?
The ones with all the cum stains.
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