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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread

Posted on 11/28/19 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 4:25 pm to
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Tell em you ain't allowing that commie shite in your house.


I would but I have 2 Commies I adopted from Russia in 90’s. (No relationship to the shattered plate)
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 5:56 pm to
did they vote democrat?
Posted by I B Freeman
Member since Oct 2009
27843 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:10 pm to
I don’t think anyone has a larger head size to shoulder width ratio than Giada.
This post was edited on 11/28/19 at 6:13 pm
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19696 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:35 pm to
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did they vote democrat?


The Russians? Safe money is on probably not.
Posted by C-Bear
A Texas Tiger
Member since May 2005
948 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:23 pm to
Hosted my husband’s family for Thanksgiving. My sister in law brought a cheeseball and crackers. His aunt brought fruit salad and we provided everything else. All 12 of them are coming back Saturday night to watch the game. Sister in law declares that we order pizza and we can ALL pitch in for the cost. I just poured another glass of wine and smiled. I know, be thankful damn it.
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1587 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 8:58 pm to
I’m at my in laws house. Got treated to a lecture on geopolitics from my wife’s younger sister. She’s unemployed, lives with her parents, 30, and overweight.

I skipped dessert and went straight to the bourbon.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
4047 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 9:15 pm to
Had my wife’s cousins invite themselves over for thanksgiving because they just got back from Bali and they are too tired to cook. Couple with a 6 and 10 yr who are the worst two kids I’ve ever dealt with. I literally hate the 6 year old boy. His parents never correct him and he is such a little a-hole. I truly believe he will become a serial killer...I told the wife we should start using his middle name to give him a head start.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17709 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 9:25 pm to
Hosted 18ppl including my two toddler nieces and 90yo grandma. Took advantage of the awesome weather spending the day playing games in the yard. Every family member brought an awesome dish. Wife cooked a good turkey.

Bourbon, cigars, and booray while watching the Saints

This has been a Thanksgiving for the books
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 9:42 pm to
Im drunk by myself . Who dat. Gonna cook yeah
Posted by mack the knife
EBR
Member since Oct 2012
4287 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 10:18 pm to
sil got pissed and left when i told her that her arse was getting too wide for tights. fil laughed, and ms mack chuckled
This post was edited on 11/28/19 at 10:19 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24299 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 6:43 am to
Is it round too or just wide and flat?
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 7:09 am to
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My in laws played the “Trump is sent by God to be the second coming of the Messiah” rant last night when they arrived was the worst. It’s all up here from there.

Go suck the dildo on your Michelle Obama love doll and it will be alright, snowflake.

Glad to hear your in-laws are real Americans.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 7:17 am to
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My great uncle has already dropped the n word about 5 times. He is also railing on about communism. Happy thanksgiving from north Alabama.

Has it increased the blood flow from your vagina?
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 7:21 am to
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This toothy, bird-beaked chick has some nice knockers.

Translation: I have never been with a woman with a body this nice. I would lick her butt on the dessert table if I had the chance.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 7:23 am to
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My dad and I saying racist shite early into Thanksgiving at my brothers house, already told to pipe it down by my brother and his husband

Time to break out the gay jokes. That ought to be a hit.
This post was edited on 11/29/19 at 7:39 am
Posted by mack the knife
EBR
Member since Oct 2012
4287 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Is it round too or just wide and flat?

not flat, just wide. and it has no bounce
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22468 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 9:49 am to
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All 12 of them are coming back Saturday night to watch the game


When they show up on Saturday, serve them boiled beef tongue and bananas.
Posted by 314stunna
NYC
Member since Aug 2015
969 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 10:46 am to
LOL. Literally same thing happened with my aunt and cousins last night. Except they didn't offer to split dinner on Saturday.

My dad and I are going to cook shrimp creole for everyone most likely. You know what they say, you can't choose your family.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55115 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 11:38 am to
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When they show up on Saturday, serve them boiled beef tongue and bananas.


Serve White Rice and Butter ! Lots of it.

Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24299 posts
Posted on 11/29/19 at 8:31 pm to
Meh, I'd hit
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