Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message

Texans Can't Park Properly

Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:26 pm
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3194 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:26 pm
Nor can they drive courteously.

I've stayed at the Hilton downtown in Shreveport a zillion times.

Every time I park in the garage there will invariably be a dually truck, a pickup truck, or SUV with Texas tags taking up two spots. Every fricking time. Tonight was better, only four Texas assholes had taken up two spots.

LA drives can't do right much of the time but never find one taking up two spots.

frick me. And the lot was totally full (rare) because a high school was having graduation at the convention center.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
1879 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:27 pm to
Oh, go frick yourself.

I'll meet you at the Sonic on Beaumont if you want to throw down.
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3194 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:31 pm to
I ain't coming to Beaumont, how about Sulphur?
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3191 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Texans Can't Park Properly


quote:

I've stayed at the Hilton downtown in Shreveport a zillion times.


Just the type of Texan to visit Shreveport
This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 8:34 pm
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
13185 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:36 pm to
Don't be hatin' on Kilgore/Gilmer baws
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176225 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:36 pm to
those are ex-pats going back to LA to see the niece graduate showing off all the money theyre making in Texas
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
1879 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

I ain't coming to Beaumont, how about Sulphur?


Pussy
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5131 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

LA drives can't do right much of the time but never find one taking up two spots.


Now you're just lying
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28392 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

I've stayed at the Hilton downtown in Shreveport a zillion times.


You've already lost at life.
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
1904 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:42 pm to
If it were not for visitors from TX, LA would be bankrupt or on the brink. This is your tax.
This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 9:33 pm
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2210 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Texans Can't Park Properly
quote:

Texans Can't Park Properly


What's wrong......you park next to someone that didn't BACK IN?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:44 pm to
why would a Texan drive to Shreveport?
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
953 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Tonight was better, only four Texas assholes had taken up two spots.


4 in 2 spots, huh? Sounds pretty efficient to me.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21236 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

I've stayed at the Hilton downtown in Shreveport a zillion times.



Somebody likes them classy big city callgirls.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram