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re: Tess Holliday comes out as pansexual

Posted on 7/9/19 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
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Posted on 7/9/19 at 8:47 pm to
and then I scrolled down to the picture...
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 7/9/19 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29719 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

She feels attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender identity.


That's cause her husband Nick hasn't touched her in years and she is longing for anything to touch her. I'm surprised she hasn't had sex with a subway sandwich yet.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23894 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:00 pm to

She added up her surface area and realized she was enough to love everything.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36754 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Wonder where she got that ink done? Those are great.




Probably a body shop
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:03 pm to
What a fat pig. Fat is not beautiful, it's unhealthy.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15267 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:30 pm to
Does this mean she wants to have sex with a frying pan - because it looks like she’s succeeding with that.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Does this mean she wants to have sex with a frying pan - because it looks like she’s succeeding with that.


When you look like that, I'm sure you just take what you can get
Posted by Mikey P
Gulfport, MS
Member since May 2017
536 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:42 pm to
shes attracted to the buffet bar for sure
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80682 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:47 pm to
Of course she is pansexual.

She has to take anyone she can get...




...and eat them.
This post was edited on 7/9/19 at 9:47 pm
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:52 pm to
I had zero idea who she was. Then I saw the picture.


I hate you for posting this.

Seriously. I hate you.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68313 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:53 pm to
Is pansexual what you come out as when no one of any gender wants to frick You?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:55 pm to
She’ll be dead by 40. Easily.

Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13874 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:57 pm to
She’s a pansexual. She loves her Pannus.

Someone needs to get her some nystatin powder for her skin folds. I can almost smell the yeast thru the screen.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73550 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

The model, 33, said that after reflecting on her sexuality, she has realized that she is pansexual: She feels attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender identity.


Well, I gotta say that I don’t blame her. She looks like an open can of biscuits so it’s not like she can be all that choosy.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:04 pm to
Model?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:11 pm to
First, maybe it's just me but her toenails look like signs of clubbing. Isn't that a sign low oxygen in the blood indicating heart and/or lung diseases?

Second...why the frick is the bath water green?
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:18 pm to
Leaving out this whatever is a very large whatever.

Im confused!

Old days it was bi straight, or gay.
That was pretty simple.

Pansexual what the heck does that mean?


Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
24261 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

quote:

Tess Holliday comes out as panpizza



I laughed way too hard at this.


Might be the funniest thing I’ve read on this site. My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
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