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re: Tess Holliday comes out as pansexual
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Looks like she’s also Crock Potsexual and Deep Fryersexual too
Posted on 7/9/19 at 11:06 pm to Jim Rockford
I fkn knew she’d be a fatbody!
Posted on 7/10/19 at 5:50 am to Jim Rockford
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Tess Holliday comes out as pansexual
Considering it takes a panoramic view to get her in the frame, I understand
Posted on 7/10/19 at 5:57 am to CaptainsWafer
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I like her life size Dolly Parton tat.
Not a tat?? I think that's where Dolly wound up after ol' Tess devoured her.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:00 am to Jim Rockford
Example A of why many countries invoke authoritarian policies. Freedom isn’t for everyone.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:21 am to Jim Rockford
"she hates these pans"
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:24 am to Jim Rockford
She looks like she works her triceps every day.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:28 am to Jim Rockford
Being sexually attracted to pan sauces is just so brave.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:52 am to Jim Rockford
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot, boys...
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:59 am to Jim Rockford
Jesus frickin Christ...... that's fat as frick.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:27 am to Jim Rockford
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she has realized that she is pansexual: She feels attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender identity.
It has nothing to do with any person. She is attracted to whatever is cooking in that pan. Attraction increases in relation to amount of fat used!
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:30 am to Jim Rockford
So she likes pans? I don't remember how this works...
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:39 am to whit
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She looks like she works her triceps every day.
Triceps are a muscle and look very different than a huge ball of fat hanging off an arm
This post was edited on 7/10/19 at 7:40 am
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:45 am to Jim Rockford
She's be very pretty if she wasn't morbidly obese with a life-sized tattoo of Dolly Parton on her arm.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:25 am to Jim Rockford
I’m shocked that a 300 lb ‘model’ is confused about some other form of identity
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:27 am to whit
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She looks like she ate a triceratops every day.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:30 am to Jim Rockford
Ive noticed, normal people use bi for this situation. Pan is always some neon lardass.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:31 am to Jim Rockford
She has to be open to anything. 
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:46 am to Jim Rockford
Talking about the shotgun method being applied to the dating world. Bound to hit something if you shoot for everything. 
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