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re: Tess Holliday comes out as pansexual

Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25817 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 10:49 pm to
Looks like she’s also Crock Potsexual and Deep Fryersexual too
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17610 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 11:06 pm to
I fkn knew she’d be a fatbody!
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1167 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 11:27 pm to
Gross.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 5:50 am to
quote:

Tess Holliday comes out as pansexual

Considering it takes a panoramic view to get her in the frame, I understand
Posted by Doormat
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
1572 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 5:57 am to
quote:

I like her life size Dolly Parton tat.

Not a tat?? I think that's where Dolly wound up after ol' Tess devoured her.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:00 am to
Example A of why many countries invoke authoritarian policies. Freedom isn’t for everyone.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139319 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:21 am to
"she hates these pans"
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11073 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:24 am to
She looks like she works her triceps every day.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138525 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:28 am to
Being sexually attracted to pan sauces is just so brave.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13051 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:52 am to
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot, boys...
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:59 am to
Jesus frickin Christ...... that's fat as frick.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:27 am to
quote:

she has realized that she is pansexual: She feels attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender identity.


It has nothing to do with any person. She is attracted to whatever is cooking in that pan. Attraction increases in relation to amount of fat used!
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11961 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:30 am to
So she likes pans? I don't remember how this works...
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24056 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:39 am to
quote:

She looks like she works her triceps every day.


Triceps are a muscle and look very different than a huge ball of fat hanging off an arm
This post was edited on 7/10/19 at 7:40 am
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63398 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:45 am to
She's be very pretty if she wasn't morbidly obese with a life-sized tattoo of Dolly Parton on her arm.
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:25 am to
I’m shocked that a 300 lb ‘model’ is confused about some other form of identity
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298741 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:27 am to
quote:

She looks like she ate a triceratops every day.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:30 am to
Ive noticed, normal people use bi for this situation. Pan is always some neon lardass.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:31 am to
She has to be open to anything.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:46 am to
Talking about the shotgun method being applied to the dating world. Bound to hit something if you shoot for everything.
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