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re: Tesla Roadster Reveal Tonight

Posted on 10/15/26 at 10:59 am to
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6135 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 10:59 am to
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Let’s see what the insurance is going to cost.


Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13854 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:11 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
61081 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:20 am to
The t in lgbt stands for Tesla driver
Posted by MyMardiGrasHat
Member since Sep 2026
205 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:21 am to
I hope these tesla bros save some pussy for the rest of us
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26786 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:22 am to
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Just what the general public needs


The general public aint gonna be able to afford this car.
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19754 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:29 am to
the reveal will be that the thrusters provide so much down force that the Roadster will literally stick to the road creating unprecendented speed and acceleration.

this is a non-production car (McMurtry) that is breaking all kinds of acceleration and handing records. It has powerful fans that produce enough suction to allow it to hang upside down.

Posted by 98eagle
Member since Sep 2020
3498 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:38 am to
When it reaches 60mph in 1.1 seconds, unless you are an astronaut or fighter jet pilot, you have already passed out from the G forces as the Roadster continues to accelerate to 250mph which is achieved a few seconds later.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
20020 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:43 am to
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When it reaches 60mph in 1.1 seconds, unless you are an astronaut or fighter jet pilot, you have already passed out from the G forces as the Roadster continues to accelerate to 250mph which is achieved a few seconds later.

Thats a bit dramatic. You're not going to pass out from that unless you have health issues.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13854 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:43 am to
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the reveal will be that the thrusters provide so much down force that the Roadster will literally stick to the road creating unprecendented speed and acceleration.


I saw a Tesla patent a while back that created a vacuum under a car to help it stick to the road.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59528 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:44 am to
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Feels like we should have flying cars by now. What are we doing?


According to Back to the Future II, we should’ve had them 11 years ago.
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19754 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:51 am to
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I saw a Tesla patent a while back that created a vacuum under a car to help it stick to the road.


I own a Tesla Plaid so I've been a follower of all things Tesla/Elon...I'd love to pick up a Roadster, but I'm holding out for the teaser I saw for the Cyber SUV.


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30781 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:55 am to
I thought the same thing until my wife got one. Her model Y is awesome. The fsd is a complete game changer
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13854 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:08 pm to
I think there is too much demand for a cyber SUV for their not to be one. It's just a matter of time.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
47084 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:11 pm to
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Thats a bit dramatic. You're not going to pass out from that unless you have health issues.


Well I mean this is the OT after all.....
Posted by Houston problem
Member since Oct 2026
168 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:13 pm to
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Technology is leaving you behind.


I don't want an Electric Vehicle = Technology is leaving me behind?

I also prefer a Rolex over a new POS Digital Watch.
I guess Technology is leaving me behind
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
58445 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:17 pm to
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I don't want an Electric Vehicle = Technology is leaving me behind

Oh, is that all? You just don’t want one? I think that’s reasonable. But this seems disingenuous after you posted…
quote:

Tesla Bros are a strange bunch. I don't want a glorified golf cart and I never will.

That sounds like some luddite hostility that goes way beyond your little miss innocent, “I just don’t want one.”
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31148 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:27 pm to
250 mph top speed w/ auto pilot

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