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Tennessee Man cuts off penis, throws it out car window to save the world

Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:15 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:15 pm
Might not want to believe everything you hear from those "voices".


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A man severed his penis and threw it out of his car window then claimed voices on the radio told him it would save the world.
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yson Gilbert, 39, from Cookeville, Putnam County TN, led police officers on a wild car chase through two counties in Tennessee as he hared towards the Interstate on Wednesday morning.
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A Tennessee highway patrolman was the first to see Gilbert had mutilated himself after seeing the man, who was driving naked, covered in blood.
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He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment. LINK
Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
10312 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:16 pm to
He is not dicking around.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80272 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:16 pm to
Thanks Biden
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1577 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:16 pm to
Lol, what an ultra simp.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36660 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:17 pm to
Thank you for your service
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1849 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:17 pm to
Didn’t this cat star in Batman?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:21 pm to
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Didn’t this cat star in Batman?


He could call himself the Dickless Wonder.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164161 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:23 pm to
That’s The Spleen
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:23 pm to
He’s gonna regret doing that.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:25 pm to
Old folks would say that was a cock-sure move.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:25 pm to
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He’s gonna regret doing that.


Can see that in his mugshot.
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27935 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:25 pm to
DickDickGo
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22632 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:26 pm to
He sure ain't gonna frick around anymore
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1984 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:26 pm to
Could you imagine going down the road minding your own business and someone's hog just splats right in the middle of your windshield? hmm that's a funny looking bug...
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:26 pm to
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Old folks would say that was a cock-sure move.


Well, he will be a little less cocky going forward
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62798 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:30 pm to
Gives new meaning to "road head"
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:31 pm to
$20 says he was "Most likely to cut off penis and throw it out of car to save the world" in high school
Posted by CoyoteSong
Colorado
Member since Aug 2021
2603 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:37 pm to
He was vaccinated.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:37 pm to
Cute hair.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43825 posts
Posted on 9/2/21 at 12:38 pm to
At least his mask is at the ready to be pulled up when needed.
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