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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:05 am to OysterPoBoy
I usually get stopped by her whenever that joke is coming.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:05 am to DavidTheGnome
What about anal cream pies?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:07 am to DavidTheGnome
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creampie her
where are you creampie'ing her David? an assault on their daughter's a-hole or face isn't the same as
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you are trying for a baby
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:12 am to DavidTheGnome
"we're trying for a baby" = i'm nutting in your daughter a lot
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:13 am to Evil Little Thing
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I've never understood this distinction. There's like an 85% chance of conceiving within a year if a couple doesn't use BC. That is trying to get pregnant.
You do realize that there are only certain times of the month that a chick can actually get pregnant. That is what he means by "timing it right".
It isn't all "yay let's just have sex all the time now"
Realistically it involves a woman tracking her cycle methodically and making sure they have sex on "prime" days.
And when you have been trying for over a year or longer.....it can feel like a task at times for the guy. The woman has basically made sex a chore....and men don't like chores.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:15 am to lsunurse
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It isn't all "yay let's just have sex all the time now"
It was in my household
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Realistically it involves a woman tracking her cycle methodically and making sure they have sex on "prime" days.
If you do it every day, you catch the good ones.
ETA: Your post is correct though
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 10:16 am
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:18 am to lsunurse
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ou do realize that there are only certain times of the month that a chick can actually get pregnant. That is what he means by "timing it right".
OOOOHHH Nursie tell the boys about the 'sticky finger' test for ovulation!!!!
AHHH frick IT. I'll post it!!!!
Pussy Juice sticky finger test.
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After your period, you will probably notice a few days of dryness, followed by increasing wetness until your cervical mucus has a stretchy, slippery quality. This is the time, just before ovulation, when intercourse is most likely to lead to conception.
YALL ARE WELCOME.
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 10:21 am
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:18 am to DavidTheGnome
Well I think I've had enough Internet for today
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:19 am to LNCHBOX
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Your post is correct though
AND unnecessarily condescending. As an adult female that has been married, I am sure ELT knows these things...
another example of your trying to get along with the other girls, Nurse?
on topic...sex is gross.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:19 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:20 am to LCA131
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on topic...sex is gross.
YOU TAKE IT BACK!
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:21 am to LCA131
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on topic...sex is gross.
Well yeah, if you're involved, absolutely.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:21 am to DavidTheGnome
When my girlfriend thinks the sex is over:
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:22 am to DavidTheGnome
I really wish I got to try for months like some. My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:23 am to lsunurse
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You do realize that there are only certain times of the month that a chick can actually get pregnant. That is what he means by "timing it right". It isn't all "yay let's just have sex all the time now" Realistically it involves a woman tracking her cycle methodically and making sure they have sex on "prime" days. And when you have been trying for over a year or longer.....it can feel like a task at times for the guy. The woman has basically made sex a chore....and men don't like chores.
Yes, I am aware of how fertility works.
I can walk across the interstate during rush hour traffic and hope I don't get hit, or I can deliberately jump in front of a car. The outcome in both scenarios is that I am likely to get hit.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:24 am to mikelbr
Yeah I just stuck to those ovulation kits. May be more expensive....but doesn't involve sticky fingers.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:25 am to yellowfin
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My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Hell, you don't even have to be in town...
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:26 am to lsunurse
Sex = chore does not compute .
Beyond Cabin Fever type scenarios and even then I 'll think twice.
Beyond Cabin Fever type scenarios and even then I 'll think twice.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:27 am to yellowfin
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really wish I got to try for months like some. My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Consider yourself and your wife really blessed then
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