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Tell me the perks of getting old
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:42 pm
We are all trapped inside of these aging meat vehicles.
I'm here looking for the silver linings of slowly morphing into a goblin
I'm here looking for the silver linings of slowly morphing into a goblin
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Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:43 pm to FAT SEXY
Allegedly, cheaper insurance
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:43 pm to FAT SEXY
I have more money than I’ve ever had. More expenses too, but more money.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:44 pm to FAT SEXY
Older (not old...olDER) women are better lovers.
Other than that? You're closer to meeting God. That's about it.
I'm not to the grandkids age yet, so jury still out on that.
Other than that? You're closer to meeting God. That's about it.
I'm not to the grandkids age yet, so jury still out on that.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:45 pm to FAT SEXY
I look forward to giving random little kids the finger anytime I want.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:46 pm to FAT SEXY
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Tell me the perks of getting old
If you listen to older folks and your peers, pay attention to events around you, and think about things before acting, you'll hopefully make fewer mistakes in life.
You can get % discounts at a lot of stores.
This post was edited on 12/16/24 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:46 pm to FAT SEXY
Greater financial security.
You also start to lose a lot of the fricks you gave at a younger age, that definitely allows for less emotional turmoil in life.
You also start to lose a lot of the fricks you gave at a younger age, that definitely allows for less emotional turmoil in life.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:46 pm to FAT SEXY
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Tell me the perks of getting old
One day closer to heaven.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:46 pm to FAT SEXY
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:46 pm to FAT SEXY
Feeling pain lets you know you are still alive. The older you get the more you are reminded that you are still alive……
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:47 pm to FAT SEXY
Perspective
Wisdom
(At least statistically), peace of mind
Wisdom
(At least statistically), peace of mind
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:48 pm to FAT SEXY
So much shite that used to be important isn't any more.
If you have grandkids that's pretty nice.
You can flirt with young women without being a creeper
TBH the pluses don't outweigh the minuses.
If you have grandkids that's pretty nice.
You can flirt with young women without being a creeper
TBH the pluses don't outweigh the minuses.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:50 pm to FAT SEXY
Ripping loud farts in public and nobody says anything.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:50 pm to FAT SEXY
Accrued wisdom. It’s highly underrated.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:51 pm to YouKnowImRight
quote:Best thing since they invented sex.
I'm not to the grandkids age yet, so jury still out on that.
(In Arkansas & Alabama they've co-mingled the two, erroneously thinking it's a win-win
)
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:51 pm to FAT SEXY
not dead yet
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:52 pm to FAT SEXY
Senior green fees at the golf course
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:53 pm to BluegrassBelle
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You also start to lose a lot of the fricks you gave at a younger age
One hunnit
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:53 pm to FAT SEXY
quote:
Tell me the perks of getting old
Long, lingering hugs with large breasted women are no longer perceived to be quite as creepy.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:54 pm to CHGAR
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Ripping loud farts in public and nobody says anything.
Never gets old
Just when you get older, sometimes they are little rainbow fart balloons.
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