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re: Tell me all about your vasectomy

Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:02 pm to
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the syringe burst, spewing the meds all over my nether regions and legs.
wat
Posted by nwacajun
St louis
Member since Dec 2008
1493 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:08 am to
Had on Friday AM . Golf Monday.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1208 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 4:20 am to
I had it done about 25 years ago. Procedure was quick and relatively painless. Only felt a slight “tug” that I was about the same as getting them stepped on by a toddler. Recovery was easy. Ibuprofen/acetaminophen for pain and get 3 bags of peas and rotate them out to keep on the boys. Don’t do too much too soon. I tried doing some light work around the house after 3 days and it set me back a couple more days on recovery. Also, don’t assume it is safe to get back to business unprotected until you have had a sample analyzed to verify that no sperm are present. After that it is game on!
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 4:26 am to
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The best part about is was the 3 days in bed on pain pills, watching football, and I haven’t worn a condom in 15 years


Schedules for a Thursday morning during football season. Noted.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3911 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 4:52 am to
This procedure causes your face to become more feminine. I advise against it since there is a new pill that men can take to prevent getting a woman pregnant.
Posted by BradBallard
Wilmington, Delaware
Member since Jun 2020
355 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 4:58 am to
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I wonder if women lose a tiny amount of attraction to a sterile male--even if unconsciously.


No. Divorced right after mine, I was cleaning up with 30 and 40 something women mixed in with a couple of 19 and 20 year olds. Women love allure of no pregnancy risk nookie.
Posted by Deep Fried Gravy
Member since Oct 2023
68 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 5:56 am to
Watched a few YouTube videos and tried self surgery at home. No longer have use of my right leg and if I sit in a chair more than 12 minutes a day my urine turns black and smells like a rotting elephant carcass. It’s been a rough two years.
Posted by OrthoBro
Member since Nov 2023
71 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 6:55 am to
Men who get vasectomies are pathetic.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2311 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:02 am to
I had mine many years ago and it wasn't bad at all. I was back to playing racquetball the same week. No side effects either.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7502 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:09 am to
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It’s common courtesy to show up to the procedure with a boner.


That way the nurses don’t laugh when they see you drop your drawers to prep the incision area. Otherwise the turtle is going back in the shell.
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
1687 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:43 am to
I haven’t been my old self since.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15481 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:08 am to
Easy procedure, if you and your wife are through having kids it’s your best option.

Couple bags of frozen peas like they tell you and you won’t have either swelling or soreness.

Been 25 years since mine, no issues.

Perks

1) birth control pills in many women suppress their sex drive, that can be a real bonus

2) negotiate it. You are still fertile for a while after, so have it set with your wife how that is approached. You can, and they will if you try.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6377 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:18 am to
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wonder if women lose a tiny amount of attraction to a sterile male--even if unconsciously.



Unconscious women aren’t attracted to anyone.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
1631 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 9:27 am to
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I wonder if women lose a tiny amount of attraction to a sterile male--even if unconsciously.


doubtful. BUT I have taken notice of the fact that sperm from unvaxxed pureblood men is more highly sought out after the fake-vax BS
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
951 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 9:43 am to
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Was put to sleep.


Wish that was an option for me.

It didn’t hurt but I had to work really hard at not being freaked out the whole time.
Posted by BayouBaw84
Thibodaux
Member since Oct 2016
1174 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 10:10 am to
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Put to sleep, what a pussy.
Wasn't given a choice.

Posted by LSUGrad2024
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2023
249 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 10:29 am to
Never will I give up my ability to seed any woman I want. I'm a man. I have one motivation.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76409 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 10:44 am to
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The best part about is was the 3 days in bed on pain pills, watching football, and I haven’t worn a condom in 15 years


I didn’t even have any soreness. But OP—be aware that some doctors will send you home with only ibuprofen and tell you to sit on a pack of frozen peas. frick that, if you’re having balls snipped and paying for modern medicine then you want modern medicine.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18056 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 10:51 am to
I believe there to be some truth about the unvaxxed blood and semen being worth more in the future. I just saw an article the other day about how the world population, and the u.s. population has been slowing up big time compared to the rate it would normally grow. People swallowed the bait without a second thought.
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