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re: Teen tells police he is 'Timmothy Pitzen'; missing since 2011: ETA: DNA didn’t match
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:52 pm to the paradigm
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:52 pm to the paradigm
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Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:55 pm to MaroonWhite
Damn, That’s a bizarre hoax for someone to pull. Occam’s Razor says the Mom killed the boy back in 2011 before killing herself. Almost to a person, those around her knew she was suicidal but thought she would never harm him , so there will always be doubt.
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:56 pm to Lsupimp
What benefit would this kid have by claiming to be the missing kid? Now he's outted as a liar and will probably be charged.
What a weird world we live in.
What a weird world we live in.
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:58 pm to idlewatcher
What if the DNA never matched?
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:58 pm to idlewatcher
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What benefit would this kid have by claiming to be the missing kid? Now he's outted as a liar and will probably be charged
Possibly an adult convinced him to do it thinking there could be money involved somehow?
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:59 pm to LSUBoo
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What if the DNA never matched?
It didn't but maybe he wasn't the kid of the father.
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:03 pm to idlewatcher
Man imagine being the dad thinking your boy is back and then nope. Awful.
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:04 pm to idlewatcher
quote:
hat benefit would this kid have by claiming to be the missing kid? Now he's outted as a liar and will probably be charged.
What a weird world we live in.
He's prob a nut like 15% of the population.
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:04 pm to PrimeTime Money
quote:I love being right.
I’m skeptical.
The thing I’m most skeptical about is that he said he kidnappers are two men with a bodybuilder’s build.
That is not at all the type of person I think of when I think of someone kidnapping a child. And it seems more like something a 13 year old kid would make up. In his mind he’s gotta think up some big scary bad guys, and what is more scary than some really huge muscular guys with tattoos.
When in reality a creep that would kidnap a kid doesn’t really fit that profile.
I guess I’m just not gullible.
This post was edited on 4/4/19 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:05 pm to idlewatcher
This “kid” could be a grown adult. Ever hear of the Chameleon? Frédéric Pierre Bourdin
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:08 pm to LSUBoo
quote:They wouldn't be ruling him out completely if the only thing they did was DNA test the "alleged" father.
What if the DNA never matched?
But I've seen even some big organizations miss trivial shite, like nasa not having the suits for the women. So who knows. Maybe no one thought, "wait a minute, maybe he wasn't the dad and that's why she did all this then killed herself"
Posted on 4/4/19 at 5:54 pm to castorinho
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But I've seen even some big organizations miss trivial shite, like nasa not having the suits for the women
That's an improvement for NASA. If they were using pre-Challenger logic they would have layered her in clothing like Ralphie's little brother from A Christmas Story and threw her out into the vacuum of space in the oversized suit.
This post was edited on 4/4/19 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:43 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Looking at this dudes pic there is no way the cops believed this was timmothy. Why did this ever get to be a story? fricking dumb.
Posted on 4/4/19 at 8:08 pm to dagrippa
Posted on 4/5/19 at 5:29 am to DustyDinkleman
Bump for new info
Posted on 4/5/19 at 5:59 am to dagrippa
Yeah, whoever leaked the info that it might be him needs to be reprimanded/fired. Also, including that age progression photo threw a lot of people off, because they thought it was an actual photo of the kid who had been found.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 6:48 am to dagrippa
Yeah, seems like right off the bat they would’ve said, “uh, you’re not 13. You have a fu Manchu.”
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:13 am to castorinho
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They wouldn't be ruling him out completely if the only thing they did was DNA test the "alleged" father
Honest question, would they not DNA test him with someone from the mother's side? A sister, aunt, grandparent, etc.?
As said, I would think the dad would not be the first and only DNA compared simply because there is always the chance he is not the father.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:33 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:suicidal people are general nonsensical. However, they probably threatened to harm her kid if she didn't pay.
Yeah, but why wouldn't she just kill herself instead of paying any of the debts instead of giving her kid up then killing herself?
Makes no sense.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:49 am to arcalades
I feel bad for that family. Very cruel to try a stunt like this and giving them false hope.....
Whatever charges they can pin on this bastard- do it.
Whatever charges they can pin on this bastard- do it.
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