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tax acct rejected 12500$ deduction for Covid bourbon

Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:48 pm
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5910 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:48 pm



Taxes today for 2020, and I spent a lot more than the fed covid tokens. confinement caused a lot of bourbon, food and Amazon purchases to maintain sanity during the lockdown. Roughly 35000$ over previous years.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84900 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:50 pm to
Probably because you put the dollar sign in the wrong place like a fricking psychopath.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:50 pm to
No shite. Who the frick does that...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:52 pm to
wanna hear something weird about taxes?

The federals won't let me file mine. Something about needing a PIN for my 2018 taxes that was never given to me and they don't have on file, but their system says I need one.


Haven't been able to file my 2019 or 2020 returns because of this bullshite.

State took my money though.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:53 pm to
You drank 35k worth of bourbon?
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2417 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:53 pm to
Take his template and file on your own..belive me Flounder after many years of dealing with these numbskulls at the IRS they are for the best part..my advice..start drinking heavily..
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

ake his template and file on your own..belive me Flounder after many years of dealing with these numbskulls at the IRS they are for the best part..my advice..start drinking heavily..



Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54297 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:00 pm to
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12500$

quote:

35000$

Yep, you're a Communist.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5910 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:17 pm to




apparently you guys are conflating bourbon purchase 12500 with total 35000 which included steaks, king crab, local seafood, toilet paper, and random amazon purchases by wifey. We did have an average of 3.5 Amazon boxes a day delivered.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
4934 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:21 pm to
Maybe you can deduct the medical expenses for the new liver.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

You drank 35k worth of bourbon?



I have a buddy that drinks about $4k worth of high dollar bourbon a week.

Fills his golf flask with pappy 23
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65776 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:27 pm to

Big government loves a drunk like you

Good try. Good effort.
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:28 pm to
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a lot of bourbon, food and Amazon purchases 


quote:

Roughly 35000$ over previous years.



Are you trying to tell us you gained the COVID 15 and your wife found your drunk, fat arse undesirable, so you had to buy a bunch of fleshlights?

This post was edited on 4/8/21 at 8:28 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58353 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:30 pm to
Frick I laughed too hard at that.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10311 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

have a buddy that drinks about $4k worth of high dollar bourbon a week.
Nothing to brag about or be proud of.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

I have a buddy that drinks about $4k worth of high dollar bourbon a week.


Yeah man, I bet you have a buddy that spends over $200k on bourbon.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

You drank 35k worth of bourbon


Roughly 7 fifths of beam a day
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84900 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 8:57 pm to
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Fills his golf flask with pappy 23


No he doesn’t. No one hates money that much.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54297 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

apparently you guys are conflating bourbon purchase 12500 with total 35000 which included steaks, king crab, local seafood, toilet paper, and random amazon purchases by wifey. We did have an average of 3.5 Amazon boxes a day delivered.

No, I called you a Communist because of where you chose to put the dollar sign in your original post.
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