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re: Tales of a sex addict (NSFW)

Posted on 9/24/24 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6948 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 4:10 pm to
She's addicted to opening the refrigerator door, snack bars and Golden Corral
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29739 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 4:15 pm to
If you didn't throw up before...........She used to take 4-5 days off b/c of menstrating, but one of her guys doesn't care, so she doesn't take a day off from sex now.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13500 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 4:17 pm to
Someone please explain to me the correlation between white girls that sleep with black men, and those trashy arse fingernails


Do they get the nails before sucking on the purple crayon? Or is that provided after they’ve switched over to the dark side??

Every single woman like that has those ghetto arse nails
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
1138 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 4:28 pm to
She said she has sex everywhere.

How do you nail that inside a car?

I can see her cankles getting wedged between the seat and console. Nightmare.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8204 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

There was a guy that spent his food stamps on me. He bought me a rotisserie chicken for a blow job.


Yeah, haven't heard that one before. Big girl gotta eat.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22557 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Tales of a sex addict (NSFW)



Just so everyone knows what we're dealing with...


Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2256 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 5:36 pm to
Shes def. Been turned out a time or two.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34597 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:00 pm to
I'll bet she can suck a mean dick. Not gonna lie, I'd trade a $5 Costco rotisserie chicken for one. Hell, I'd buy her one of the $7.50 pre-shreded ones.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57873 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:05 pm to
More like addicktion, right?



Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
890 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14904 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 8:04 pm to
Not sure how she could be a sex addict except with a toy.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4841 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 8:47 pm to
Negatino accent
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22904 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 8:50 pm to
I don't believe the part about her having sex everywhere. There are a lot of places she just won't fit
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
976 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Wait. Jesus has sex?


Along with Joseph and the VIRGIN Mary......
Posted by 08Tiger
Member since Sep 2012
499 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

said she has sex everywhere.

How do you nail that inside a car?

I can see her cankles getting wedged between the seat and console. Nightmare


Baw, you got me crying laughing. Just woke up my wife laughing
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60469 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:09 pm to
I hate to admit it, but I have done a lot worse….most of you have too!
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18731 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:21 pm to
I don't care....black....white....whatever. Women with that ghetto arse trash accent immediately make my penis soft. I don't care what they look like. Instant turnoff.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138159 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

hate to admit it, but I have done a lot worse


A lot worse than that?

Damn

Tell us that you have all the STDs without telling us.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12187 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

Someone please explain to me the correlation between white girls that sleep with black men, and those trashy arse fingernails


Do they get the nails before sucking on the purple crayon? Or is that provided after they’ve switched over to the dark side??

Every single woman like that has those ghetto arse nails
Do you really need someone to explain it to you?

Hint: Many black women also wear them.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12026 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 12:54 am to
She's just waiting for Mr. Right!
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