Taking a shower during a lightning storm

That's how you become a super hero. Go for it.

You gotta suicide note prepped?

As long as you don't have a toaster in there with you, your golden..

if you feel a little tingle while showering it's because the rats have chewed the casing off the conduit. they use it to make nests. this is the most common cause of house fires in the united states

Probably. Take a bath with a plugged in toaster if you wanna be safe.

No, but using your phone/computer in the shower to post on TD may kill you.

Drewberry got a rod for you to hold onto

That's how Glen Frey died.

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Are you posting on TD in the shower?

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I was posting from the shitter before I showered. Bad news though, I survived which means I'll be around to post again

I suspect you are familiar with rods in your arse already, so just make this one a lightning rod.