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Taking a dump next to women's offices
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:27 am
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:27 am
Who here has to dump next to a woman's office? I do it daily and melt the paint off the walls and she probably hates me.
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:28 am to SouthboundTiger
Eat better
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:30 am to SouthboundTiger
quote:
Who here has to dump next to a woman's office? I do it daily and melt the paint off the walls and she probably hates me.
"And I didn't even courtesy flush hahaha!!"
-OP:
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:30 am to SouthboundTiger
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and she probably hates me.
Screw that. I couldn't dump in peace knowing the smells and sounds were creeping into her area. That, and she probably sees how long you are in there each time.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:30 am to SouthboundTiger
Are you 17?
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:30 am to SouthboundTiger
Don't shite where you eat.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:30 am to SouthboundTiger
I'm doing it now, have no problem with it. 3 years later I'm just like frick it, who cares if shes cute I still gotta take a shite
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:30 am to Geauxboy
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Screw that. I couldn't dump in peace knowing the smells and sounds were creeping into her area. That, and she probably sees how long you are in there each time.
Yep, OP is a disgusting individual.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:31 am to SouthboundTiger
We have the same dynamic here. And we have an old guy that defecates at least 3x daily.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:32 am to SouthboundTiger
Our secretaries desk is like 5 feet away from our bathroom. She can hear you piss. If I have to take a crap I drive 10 minutes to my house. Really dont feel like stingking her out or having her hear my turds drop.
I also have some health issues so I take a boatload of medicine so I crap like once every 3-4 days.
I also have some health issues so I take a boatload of medicine so I crap like once every 3-4 days.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:32 am to SouthboundTiger
Sometimes I blow up the toilet by the CEOs office just to get back at the man...
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:33 am to SouthboundTiger
the men's shitter in our office is directly across from two broads. I'd imagine they are disgusted on a daily basis.
I use facilities in another building where I have some privacy and can spend more time on TD while in the crapper.
I use facilities in another building where I have some privacy and can spend more time on TD while in the crapper.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:34 am to SouthboundTiger
Incense matches can your be friend. Buy some. She’ll think your shite smells like cinnamon rolls.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:37 am to SouthboundTiger
Everybody poops. Never understood being self conscious about it.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:40 am to SouthboundTiger
At first I thought this didn't involve a bathroom. If you just leave a present for them next to their office, they're definitely gonna hate it.
Now that I realize it's about a bathroom, no biggie. Female coworkers always tell me how disgusting the women's room is. I'm semi-convinced the men's room is better.
Now that I realize it's about a bathroom, no biggie. Female coworkers always tell me how disgusting the women's room is. I'm semi-convinced the men's room is better.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:47 am to Rep520
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Female coworkers always tell me how disgusting the women's room is.
Yep. Management of an office building I used to work in regularly sent emails admonishing the condition of the women's bathrooms. Girl in the cubicle next to me said she avoided using them as much as possible because they were often so disgusting. I never asked her what was disgusting about them, but I always imagined used tampons on the floor, huge turds floating in the toilets and toilet paper everywhere.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:50 am to SouthboundTiger
I do it every morning around 10 sometimes twice, I think today is going to be one of those days. Im just glad she cant hear the orchestra that comes out of my arse every morning.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:50 am to SouthboundTiger
Michael Scott: This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the "Don't Go in There After Me" award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...
Michael: [give Kevin his award]There you go.
Michael: [give Kevin his award]There you go.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:51 am to SouthboundTiger
I bet you leave massive skid marks all of the bowl as well.
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