Tackiest/trashiest/most poorly planned wedding you've ever been to?

This past weekend I went to Denver for a friend's wedding. While I had a good time and obviously am happy for the couple, the wedding was very poorly planned and obviously cost-cut at every avenue possible.

The ceremony was held on a Friday afternoon at a state park about 20 miles southwest of Denver, so the drive there was about 35 minutes. No bus or shuttle or anything so we were to fend for ourselves as far as transportation.

Having a Friday wedding is tacky enough in itself, but this one was held in the middle of July, outdoors, at noon. Everyone had to hike about a half of a mile up the mountain in their dress clothes to the overlook where the ceremony was to be held. While this wasn't a problem for me, the majority of the girls had a lot of trouble getting up there with their dresses and heels, and the parents and older members of the family had a lot of trouble getting up there. Definitely pretty inconsiderate in that regard.

We finally got up to the top and had to wait 40 minutes for the bride to show up. By the time they started their vows, we were all drenched in sweat as it was 90 degrees and sunny with little shade.

The reception was held at a bar 40 minutes away from the ceremony. By the time all of us arrived via our $40 Ubers, we were already 15 minutes into the 2-hour reservation. To make matters even more interesting, we were all cut off after the tab hit $500. So basically the reception was a cash bar at some hole-in-the-wall dive place.

The afterparty was held in some random dude's garage (as the groom decided 30 minutes into the reception) where we smoked cigars and played drinking games on a fold-up table with Coors and Whiteclaw.

Like I said, I had a good time, and the groom was one of my better friends from college, but the weekend was certainly a shitshow.

What was the most disorganized wedding you baws ever attended?