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re: Swiss brothels to limit patrons to two positions

Posted on 5/26/20 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76207 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 2:29 pm to
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and washing bed sheets and hand towels at a temperature of at least 60 degrees each time

For fricks sake, I hope so. What the hell did they do before corona?
I'm just going to bring my own bed sheets and such next time, thank you.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40389 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Why don’t all women love sex???


For starters, there's the emotional disconnect, not forgiving a spouse's past mistakes, children, work, I'm tired and I have a headache.

So, nowadays, I come to bed with 2 aspirin and a glass of water, but for the others, I haven't found a sustainable solution to fix those.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
20006 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 2:45 pm to
i know that chick lol
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29167 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 3:08 pm to
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As a woman, I will never understand why anyone has to pay for sex. Why don’t all women love sex???


Can I set up a time for you to have a few drinks and talk with my wife?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39275 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 3:14 pm to
First step is recognizing that sex is a need.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7856 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

First step is recognizing that sex is a need.

This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 12:37 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49215 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:07 pm to
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 include ventilating rooms for at least 15 minutes after each customer
So, about 15 minutes and 45 seconds between each customer?
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6472 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:07 pm to
And how would one find her infamous video??? Asking for a friend of course

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49215 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

My wife: "People need food. People need water. Nobody NEEDS sex."

I wish I was making this up.

May be dumb, but it sounds like she shut you down. She won, again.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2192 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Tigergifl10


Call me
Posted by cadillac7563
Birmingham, AL
Member since Aug 2014
2014 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:32 pm to
If you’re good at something never do it for free?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:35 pm to
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Why don’t all women love sex???


How you doin?
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 4:49 pm to
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If you’re having sex with a stranger, Covid is the least of your worries.


OTOH if Switzerland is anywhere near as strict as France and the Netherlands are in regulating medical care and the frequency of checkups for prostitutes then the chances of catching anything, STD or Covid19, from a prostitute is probably exponentially lower than from even someone you know well.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62221 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:18 pm to
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if Switzerland is anywhere near as strict as France and the Netherlands are in regulating medical care and the frequency of checkups for prostitutes


Yeah, but do they check for pit hair?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:25 pm to
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As a woman, I will never understand why anyone has to pay for sex. Why don’t all women love sex???



We always pay for sex. Hell, hiring a hooker is cheaper than dating.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

My wife: "People need food. People need water. Nobody NEEDS sex."

I wish I was making this up.


Get a new wife.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14227 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

washing bed sheets and hand towels at a temperature of at least 60 degrees each time.


60 degrees won’t boil crabs much less kill Covid or get the duck butter out.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62221 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:34 pm to
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duck butter


Couple of older guys I used to work with called it gnat butter.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39275 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Nobody NEEDS sex



The human race does. That whole procreation thing is built around it
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18880 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

As a woman, I will never understand why anyone has to pay for sex. Why don’t all women love sex???



That's cute. Marriage will cure it in just a few months.
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