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re: Sun's out guns out - you got ya beach body ready?

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Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:40 pm to
I've never counted calories and I'm told by every chick I date that I have the worse diet they've ever seen

I ate a dozen cupcakes two nights ago for dinner
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:41 pm to
According to my LoserTown chart, I'll be under 100lbs by 5/19 and at my goal weight by 7/21 A little later than I prefer, but this is with hypothetically zero working out (so worst case scenario). I don't actually plan on zero.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:44 pm to
Currently sporting a dad-bod. Apparently there's a market for that these days. What a time to be alive.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:45 pm to
Dude, how old are you? 20? You must have the pancreas of a God. Your metabolism must be the most efficient thing known to man.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:45 pm to
I am at 6'1 172 L-Bs, 2% body fat.. And if I saw you in person right now, I would flex my right arm and tell you to "buy one" flex the left arm and say "get the second for free".
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Currently sporting a dad-bod. Apparently there's a market for that these days. What a time to be alive.
How old are you?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:47 pm to
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How old are you?


27. I'm ahead of the curve I think. I wasted no time letting myself go
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:47 pm to
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I'm dead serious too.

The damn OT posted my mirror pic off my camera roll a while back. So I'm telling the truth I'm no skinny fat skrawny kid

I think it just goes to show people are build different.

Eta: and I honestly don't workout. Just keep busy

Only posting for a minute, it feels uncomfortable

This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Currently sporting a dad-bod. Apparently there's a market for that these days.


Who told you this lie?

Dad bods dry up women like the Sahara
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:50 pm to
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According to my LoserTown chart, I'll be under 100lbs by 5/19 and at my goal weight by 7/21


You must be no taller than what? 5'1"?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:50 pm to
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Who told you this lie?

Dad bods dry up women like the Sahara




Why Girls Love The Dad Bod

I guess it's a college thing though. I should probably get my act together.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6163 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:50 pm to
Gramps bod all set, and dgaf.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:53 pm to
I've got more room for food
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:53 pm to
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You must be no taller than what? 5'1"?



I always say 4'8", but Jones swears it is 4'10" when he measures.

Jerk.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:54 pm to
I always see Japanese ships off the shore when I go to the beach.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:54 pm to
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Why Girls Love The Dad Bod

I guess it's a college thing though. I should probably get my act together.


Jesus Christ that article is cancer. Its one giant lie

So you trust what a fat ADPi from Clemson has to say?

Watch what women do, not what they say

Put a man with a chiseled jawline, 6 pack and sculpted muscles infront of this author, then put a skinny fat dude with a dad bod in front of her. Tell her to pick one.

Who do you think she will choose?

She wrote this article to feel better about the fact that men with 6 packs, chiseled jaw lines, low body fat and muscles don't give her attention. They go for more attractive women. So she writes this article to say "Well frick you guys in shape, REAL men are ones with dad bods!" because skinny fat dad bod types are the only ones who give her attention, so its her way of trying to redefine what a high value man is, shift the goalposts. A woman's self perceived value is only as high as the type of man she can attract.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:57 pm to
Or we could put you and me in front of a chick and see who she chooses. She'll probably throw her drink at you and walk home alone
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:57 pm to
Here is a good post that basically destroys that "Why girls love the dad bod" article

LINK
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151549 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 12:59 pm to
r/TRP

There it is

Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 1:03 pm to
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Only posting for a minute, it feels uncomfortable



Saw the pic.

Not skinny.

The skinny fats and plain obese fats on here will say its skinny, but that looked like an inshape fit body to me.

As I have pointed out on here several times. So many think that since they aren't a 600 pound bed ridden whale like on My 600 Lb. Life or Gilbert Grape, they are not fat.
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