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Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:44 pm to bleedsgarnet
“Do you mind if my sister comes over for dinner?” frick my steak night.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:48 pm to bleedsgarnet
Are you going to hang up those mosquito things you ordered?
Make sure they aren't where the kids can get to them.
~OK
Do they attract mosquitos?
~No, they repel them.
Oh, that's even better!
Make sure they aren't where the kids can get to them.
~OK
Do they attract mosquitos?
~No, they repel them.
Oh, that's even better!
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:54 pm to bleedsgarnet
“What do you think?”
I never seem to get the right answer
I never seem to get the right answer
Posted on 8/16/20 at 5:07 pm to bleedsgarnet
..."Do you really need another gun?"...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 5:55 pm to tigergirl10
I have never been married. Can’t find a love. I’ll take anyone’s wife if you’re not happy. I’d love to watch a game with a girlfriend. I hate being alone.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:03 pm to bleedsgarnet
When she asks me to just stick the tip in.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:48 pm to Boo Krewe
Did you miss me?
Yes honey i did. Lol...
Yes honey i did. Lol...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:59 pm to bleedsgarnet
How do they know they’ll have gas (meaning gasoline) underground where ever they build a gas station.
Told her I don’t know but they’re pretty good at
Left it at that
Told her I don’t know but they’re pretty good at
Left it at that
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:12 pm to Mouth
quote:
When she does a home project and she tells me she needs to borrow either my plus or my minus screwdriver. Doesn't matter how many times I correct her. Plus or minus. Drives me nuts.
Who’s Phillip?
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 pm to Double Oh
quote:
Did you miss me?
Yes honey i did. Lol...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:18 pm to bleedsgarnet
I really can't think of anything my says that's "stupid."
Now a particular ex I had said a lot of ridiculous shite.
Now a particular ex I had said a lot of ridiculous shite.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:28 pm to Klingler7
quote:Checks out.
Klingler

Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:34 pm to ItzMe1972
A true story whose names will be changed in case they read this ever...
A female I know that lives in the twilight zone...
She was about 17 at the time and wanted new rims & some espensive cool tires on her brand new car...
She was at the tire store waiting and the man told her that her car is ready---- the tires are on.
She went and peeked through the glass garage door.
She abruptly returned to the high counter and demanded why the new tires are not on her car?
The man said they are, you just saw them.
She said you put the wrong ones on. You put Kelly's tires on and not mine
Why don't the tires say Karen? You gave me Kelly's tires.
(The tire STORE was Kelly's Tires as in firestone name brands)
A female I know that lives in the twilight zone...
She was about 17 at the time and wanted new rims & some espensive cool tires on her brand new car...
She was at the tire store waiting and the man told her that her car is ready---- the tires are on.
She went and peeked through the glass garage door.
She abruptly returned to the high counter and demanded why the new tires are not on her car?
The man said they are, you just saw them.
She said you put the wrong ones on. You put Kelly's tires on and not mine
Why don't the tires say Karen? You gave me Kelly's tires.
(The tire STORE was Kelly's Tires as in firestone name brands)
This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:38 pm to cajunangelle
quote:Should of said Karen.
She said you put the wrong ones on. You put Kelly's tires on and not mine
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