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Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72657 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

POCKET
Ole Miss Fan
Member since Nov 2011
2146 posts
quote:

“Are you okay?” —— probably 10 times a day and I’ve always been okay
quote:

Ole Miss Fan

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:32 pm to
"Want me to drive?"
Posted by VolTiger13
New Orleans, La
Member since Jul 2017
3884 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:44 pm to
“Do you mind if my sister comes over for dinner?” frick my steak night.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148001 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

sister
pics?
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12143 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:48 pm to
Are you going to hang up those mosquito things you ordered?
Make sure they aren't where the kids can get to them.

~OK

Do they attract mosquitos?

~No, they repel them.

Oh, that's even better!
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26171 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 4:54 pm to
“What do you think?”

I never seem to get the right answer
Posted by doliss
Northern VA
Member since Sep 2009
1045 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 5:07 pm to
..."Do you really need another gun?"...
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12538 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 5:55 pm to
I have never been married. Can’t find a love. I’ll take anyone’s wife if you’re not happy. I’d love to watch a game with a girlfriend. I hate being alone.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9001 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:03 pm to
When she asks me to just stick the tip in.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:42 pm to
Would love a cuddle
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
23271 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:48 pm to
Did you miss me?

Yes honey i did. Lol...
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 6:59 pm to
How do they know they’ll have gas (meaning gasoline) underground where ever they build a gas station.
Told her I don’t know but they’re pretty good at
Left it at that
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162037 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

When she does a home project and she tells me she needs to borrow either my plus or my minus screwdriver. Doesn't matter how many times I correct her. Plus or minus. Drives me nuts.




Who’s Phillip?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86071 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

Did you miss me?

Yes honey i did. Lol...

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14888 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:18 pm to
I really can't think of anything my says that's "stupid."

Now a particular ex I had said a lot of ridiculous shite.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6629 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:21 pm to
Yikes
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Klingler
Checks out.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162037 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:34 pm to
A true story whose names will be changed in case they read this ever...

A female I know that lives in the twilight zone...

She was about 17 at the time and wanted new rims & some espensive cool tires on her brand new car...

She was at the tire store waiting and the man told her that her car is ready---- the tires are on.

She went and peeked through the glass garage door.

She abruptly returned to the high counter and demanded why the new tires are not on her car?

The man said they are, you just saw them.

She said you put the wrong ones on. You put Kelly's tires on and not mine



Why don't the tires say Karen? You gave me Kelly's tires.











(The tire STORE was Kelly's Tires as in firestone name brands)



This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 7:44 pm
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17527 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

She said you put the wrong ones on. You put Kelly's tires on and not mine
Should of said Karen.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162037 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:43 pm to
true.
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