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Students Invent "Better Butter" stick

Posted on 10/30/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 12:58 pm
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Don't think the patenting will get far if you are jamming butter in a deodorant stick.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:02 pm to
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Spread the news: Students invent ‘Better Butter’ stick
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:10 pm to



That’s why you leave the butter out on the table

I mean...butter already is a stick.

If your toast is hot and your butter isn’t frozen you can just rub it directly on the toast and then slice off the end with crumbs on it.

Butter hasn’t needed a dispenser for thousands of years and this little Canadian thinks he’s gonna change the world?


fricking Canuck.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 1:16 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:10 pm to
Why in the shite was the reporter filming herself holding a camera?
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:12 pm to
Is this Canada? Seems like Canada.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:13 pm to
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Chad504boy


I know that guy. A former coworker is married to him. She quit so they could move to L.A. and he could pursue acting. My internal response was a laughing "ha, good luck with that".

Joke's on me.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 1:13 pm
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:17 pm to

This is pretty hard to believe...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:18 pm to

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This is pretty hard to believe...



Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:21 pm to
I’d hate to put that under my arms after on a foggy headed morning. One morning after a bender I brushed my teeth with Desitin diaper rash ointment. That shite smears and sticks to your teeth.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:26 pm to
Just use a butter bell.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 2:25 pm to
This is the greatest thing since the pasta pot.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 3:56 pm to
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Just use a butter bell.

Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:01 pm to
This goes well with the "students get first hand job experience" thread.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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124336 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:50 pm to
I finally watched the whole thing.

Literally everything they demonstrated as being “easier” is easily accomplished with a stick of regular butter.

And they tout it’s being not as wasteful because you “aren’t using paper towels” (I you use butter right you don’t need paper towels anyway) while ignoring that they are trying to stick 6 oz of melted butter in a plastic tube with moving parts, equaling exponentially more waste.

And they say that their butter is safer because kids don’t have to use knives.


If your kid kills themself with a butterknife, you are a terrible parent and your kid was an awful child.

Posted by Graton
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:46 pm to

Bitch please
Posted by chappaslappa
Member since Feb 2010
1254 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:50 pm to
Shut up. These strong independent black women are an inspiration and their invention is GENIUS! You and you buddy Donald Drumpf and y'alls racist white privilege patriarchy just want to silence these strong independent black women so the white man can steal ANOTHER invention from the black community
Posted by geaux4tigers
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:19 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:22 am to
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Don't think the patenting will get far if you are jamming butter in a deodorant stick.


Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51910 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:49 am to
Or use whipped margarine/butter, which spreads easier.


I like the idea of them patenting something, by using someone else’s idea, and only changing the contents of the container.

That’s not how invention works sweetheart. This shite would be endearing and cute on an elementary school student.

In high school it’s just functioning retarded to do this as some kind of newsworthy idea. Butter your toast and get on with your day.
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