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Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:54 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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Waste of time and money. But if you have a large group of people that don't act like they've never seen a titty in person before then it can be fun.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:55 pm to Rouge
Lol last time I stepped foot in a strip club was one night I got off work bartending on bourbon and Alexa happened to be there and talked me into going into a SC 
swear to god... I don't do strip clubs. Worked at one after Katrina and grew to either hate or feel sorry for strippers, no middle ground. Was the vip bartender. frick that noise.... I use to be the nice guy that would let the little 18 year olds from bum frick Texas crash on my couch bc I felt sorry for them...
swear to god... I don't do strip clubs. Worked at one after Katrina and grew to either hate or feel sorry for strippers, no middle ground. Was the vip bartender. frick that noise.... I use to be the nice guy that would let the little 18 year olds from bum frick Texas crash on my couch bc I felt sorry for them...Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:04 pm to Beetlejuice
Going with a group of friends & getting drunk, cutting up, etc.. Fun.
Going alone, watching chicks get half naked as you get alone drunk.. Depressing.
Going alone, watching chicks get half naked as you get alone drunk.. Depressing.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:05 pm to SuperSaint
Haaaaaaaa
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:07 pm to MasCervezas
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They can be fun, as long as you don't waste money on beer and just get as many lapdances as you can
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:07 pm to SuperSaint
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Lol last time I stepped foot in a strip club was one night I got off work bartending on bourbon and Alexa happened to be there and talked me into going into a SC swear to god... I don't do strip clubs. Worked at one after Katrina and grew to either hate or feel sorry for strippers, no middle ground. Was the vip bartender. frick that noise.... I use to be the nice guy that would let the little 18 year olds from bum frick Texas crash on my couch bc I felt sorry for them...
How did this go down? Did she work at one or did she just like going to them? Does she have pancake nipples?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:15 pm to OweO
Free porn kinda took the appeal of a strip club away for me. That and dating a girl with great sweater puppets.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:17 pm to Beetlejuice
It's worth it if you're 18
It's a waste of time and money if you're over 24
It's a waste of time and money if you're over 24
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:19 pm to Beetlejuice
If you ain't at illusions, you are wasting your money. Bring your own liquor And a pay by the hour motel next door? What can go wrong
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:25 pm to Beetlejuice
Really depends on what you are trying to get out of the experience. I think people that go in groups and harass the girls and act like juveniles are wasting there money. They could end up spending $50 on drinks and a lap dance or two while their buddies act all childish. That makes the actual professional dancers feel like shite. I have had at least a hundred dancers over the years tell me that.
I go several times a week because I have relationships with some of the girls. Everybody knows me and I don't have to dress up in suits to fool the girls into thinking I have money to spend. I can put on a pair of jeans and boots and the girls still treat me like a celeb. I like to saddle up in my typical spot, unbutton my Oxford down to the chest and roll up my sleeves. Smoke a cigar and just bullshite with the girls. I might spend a ton of money there but I have also made a ton of friendships. I give a lot of the girls gifts on their birthdays and other special occasions. It's what you make of it. Treat it well and it will return the favor. It is an investment so to speak.
So my advice is don't go as a one time thing or as a novelty type deal because you are just wasting money you could spend on other stuff. It is definitely worth it if you are serious about it and put the money into the hobby. And this hobby comes with benefits.
I go several times a week because I have relationships with some of the girls. Everybody knows me and I don't have to dress up in suits to fool the girls into thinking I have money to spend. I can put on a pair of jeans and boots and the girls still treat me like a celeb. I like to saddle up in my typical spot, unbutton my Oxford down to the chest and roll up my sleeves. Smoke a cigar and just bullshite with the girls. I might spend a ton of money there but I have also made a ton of friendships. I give a lot of the girls gifts on their birthdays and other special occasions. It's what you make of it. Treat it well and it will return the favor. It is an investment so to speak.
So my advice is don't go as a one time thing or as a novelty type deal because you are just wasting money you could spend on other stuff. It is definitely worth it if you are serious about it and put the money into the hobby. And this hobby comes with benefits.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 7:34 pm to Dick Leverage
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Treat it well and it will return the favor. It is an investment so to speak.
So.... How's the gonorrhea/herpes/aids treating ya?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 8:15 pm to Dick Leverage
Poor schlub. Paying all those girls bills and thinking you are getting something out of it. Cut the money off and see how friendly they are to you.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 8:20 pm to MadDoggyStyle
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Poor schlub. Paying all those girls bills and thinking you are getting something out of it. Cut the money off and see how friendly they are to you.
Yeah. These girls are trained early on to treat guys like ATMs. It's their job to empty your wallet as thoroughly as possible.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 8:26 pm to Godfather1
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Yeah. These girls are trained early on to treat guys like ATMs. It's their job to empty your wallet as thoroughly as possible.
I like how they've convinced you that they're different from every woman just because they aren't as covert.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 8:38 pm to Beetlejuice
I cruised some when younger and enjoyed the trashy stripper scene. I haven't been in years.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 8:43 pm to 3en
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I like how they've convinced you that they're different from every woman just because they aren't as covert.
Who said I'm convinced of that?
However, I fully understand that it's a job with these girls. The vast bulk of them have hearts that you couldn't melt with a blowtorch.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 8:59 pm to Beetlejuice
It kinda depends what you're intentions are and not all strip clubs are the same. I've been to ones in Vegas where every girl is an 8+ but it will cost u $40 just for a basic lap dance. Or you could go to a low budget joint where $40 will get u a ten minute in a private room, but the girls are 6s and 7s at best.
I think a strip club sucks if you are trying to go out and party hard on a Friday or Saturday night with your boys, I'd rather just go to a regular club or a bar.
As someone else said strip clubs are great at some off peak time where u can kick back and work on a girl who is bored with not much else to do. Even if u just go by yourself or with a buddy for an hour after work and don't get any dances, a $10 entry fee to see an hours worth of T&A isn't bad.
Strip clubs suck when it's packed and there are a bunch of drunk, horny goons.
Edit- it's the perfect place for a bunch of broke 18 year olds also.
I think a strip club sucks if you are trying to go out and party hard on a Friday or Saturday night with your boys, I'd rather just go to a regular club or a bar.
As someone else said strip clubs are great at some off peak time where u can kick back and work on a girl who is bored with not much else to do. Even if u just go by yourself or with a buddy for an hour after work and don't get any dances, a $10 entry fee to see an hours worth of T&A isn't bad.
Strip clubs suck when it's packed and there are a bunch of drunk, horny goons.
Edit- it's the perfect place for a bunch of broke 18 year olds also.
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:04 pm to MadDoggyStyle
It's not about the money. Some nights I don't even get dances. Some nights I will spend $500 with 2 or 3 girls. Just depends how many cars I sold that week. They just like hanging around with me and usually ask me to drive them to clubs after they get off their shift. A few of them at the Cheetah in Atlanta even got together and bought me a herringbone chain for my birthday.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:05 pm to Beetlejuice
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It's not inexpensive,
It's not that expensive
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and I've seen hotter women in yoga pants at Target.
Target = No Titties
Strip Club = Titties Everywhere
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