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Stray kept stealing a stuffed unicorn from Dollar General, so animal control bought it.

Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:47 am
Posted by HeLeakin
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:47 am
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The cutest thief was rewarded after he continued to steal a purple unicorn from a Dollar General.

The business in Kenansville, North Carolina, called animal control on Sisu, a large male stray dog, because of his repeated thievery. He had come to the store five times to steal the same stuffed unicorn.

However, instead of being left empty-handed, the Duplin County Animal Control officer who went to pick him up ended up buying the toy for Sisu instead.

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Due to becoming a famous criminal, Sisu and his unicorn, were quickly adopted one day later, according to animal services.


This post was edited on 3/28/21 at 7:48 am
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:50 am to
Dogs are awesome.
Posted by ShakeandBake
Member since Aug 2019
1161 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:50 am to
Dogs are simply fricking awesome. Nice story.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26645 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:50 am to
Could be one best feel good stories I've heard in a while.

My black lab is nearly 2, and the only stuffed animal he hasn't torn to shreds is a pink pig - the first toy he ever got.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12811 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:52 am to
D'aaawwww
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
5962 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:57 am to
Sometimes wish I could read dogs minds to know why they do things like this.

That unicorn was his happiness.

He's a very good boy.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119249 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:57 am to
What a great story. My dog kept me up all night last night, she hates thunder, lightening and hard rain.

I sat up with her trying to keep her calm. Dogs are awesome.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64622 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 7:58 am to
My son adopted a puppy about 8 months ago. I swear the dog has to have an extra chromosome. He’s so dumb he doesn’t even know how to squat to pee; he just sort of stretches out a bit and ends up pissing on his front paws. He’s so pitiful you can’t help but love the dumbass. He’s named Copper but we all just call him “Puppy”.
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 8:03 am to
Sisu most certainly has pitbull mix vibes in his blood. How has the OT not recognized that Sisu is going to use the stuffed uni as bait to lure a small child and then kill? I see it from a mile away. All part of Sisu’s master plan.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120331 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 8:09 am to
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Sisu most certainly has pitbull mix vibes in his blood


Thought the same thing. Sisu will eat a child soon
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51437 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 8:43 am to
Dunno about that. Sisu is the master of the 5 Claw Paw technique.
Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2111 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 8:44 am to
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lightening


Maybe it’s your spelling she hates.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:14 am to
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He had come to the store five times to steal the same stuffed unicorn.


Five times and they kept letting him go? Sounds like they have one of those Soros funded Animal Control departments.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8518 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:28 am to
He was brown and not shot? Can't be true.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:30 am to
This post was edited on 3/28/21 at 2:25 pm
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21339 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:32 am to
It looks like the Dog actually has racist tweets.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6500 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:36 am to
Dogs are awesome. The animal control officer was pretty awesome too.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4613 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:40 am to
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He’s so dumb he doesn’t even know how to squat to pee; he just sort of stretches out a bit and ends up pissing on his front paws.


My miniature schnauzer/poodle mix does the same thing
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:53 am to
I would have adopted him. He’s going to be a great companion for whomever did. If they keep him supplied with stuffed animals, that is.
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:55 am to
Maybe if the 13 and 15 year old thugs in DC were stealing purple unicorns, someone would've adopted them too. Instead they commit carjacking and murder, and in my eyes they are less deserving of life than this stray dog.
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