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225Tyga
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Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
So on most Saturday mornings I like to go for a run in the neighborhood. (More of a jog/walk)

Nothing fancy, I dont run far or fast or anything special, I really just like to be outside and sweat out all of the past weeks toxins.

Anyways, during this mornings run, Mother Nature hits me about mid way through. I had to take a shite. So I took a detour and stop at the parks bathroom and had one of those shites that feels like I’m passing fiberglass. But that’s besides the point.

So I finish up and reach into the toilet paper dispenser (surprised they even had TP stocked) and when I pulled down on the paper...a fricking wasps nest falls out with about 5-6 of the frickers on it. I panic and try to get away as fast as I could. Keep in mind my pants are still down around my waist. I fall and proceed to get stung 4 times spanning from my leg, to my bare arse to my lower back. (Thankful for no pecker or ballsack sting)

With the bathroom door being locked, I managed to snake my way under the door and roll away from the toilet as fast as possible. I finally gather my self, clean up and pull my pants up and proceed to walk home.

Currently sitting at the house drinking a beer debating on if i should go back to burn the park bathroom down or not.

I suppose this is what I get for trying to be active. Cheers


upgrayedd
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
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Keep in mind my pants are still down around my waist.

Isn't that where they're supposed to be? Or are you Steve Urkel?


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SECdragonmaster
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
That is quite a detailed story to explain to your wife that you got caught coming out of a public restroom with your pants down and herpes sores everywhere.

I don’t think she will believe it.


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lsudave1
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
What a odious experience! Just another reason public loos are not to be trusted.


Sidicous
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
Dude, was good to have known you. This same exact scenario is what really caused the American deaths in the Dominican Republic but they are trying to keep it on the down low. RIP.


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Eightballjacket
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
Sorry your meet-up at the park bathroom didn't go as planned.


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LSUwag
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
The moral of this story is that you are better shitting in the bushes.


FatBoy62
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
None of this happened.


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225Tyga
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
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The moral of this story is that you are better off shitting in the bushes.



Agreed, I would rather get arrested and be labeled a sex offender than to get stung by another wasp.


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PrivatePublic
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
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sweat out all of the past weeks toxins.


funniest part of the story right here


225Tyga
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
I googled sweat to make sure I was spelling it right because I know how the OT is.

Definition of Sweat: moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to heat, physical exertion, fever, or fear.
This post was edited on 6/15 at 1:42 pm


terriblegreen
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
Damn nature. You scary!


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HoustonChick86
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
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I suppose this is what I get for trying to be active. Cheers

The two times I tried to do something fun outdoors I almost stepped on a snake and sliced my leg open on barbed wire. I'm not meant to be outdoors and active. I feel you.


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TheAnvil
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
At no point in this story did you wipe your ass. You did, however, roll around a public restroom floor with your pants down. My take, youre a nasty bastard but we already knew that after your snowball stories. Stick to posting babe pics.


225Tyga
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
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I finally gather my self, clean up and pull my pants up and proceed to walk home.


Brah, what you think clean up means?


TheAnvil
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
IDK, but after rolling around in the piss puddle thats a park restroom I hope it included bleach and burning your clothes. Penicillin probably wouldnt be a bad idea either. I stand by my assertion that you're a sick frick.


tokenBoiler
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
How are you sitting, what with multiple wasp stings on your arse and all?


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Christopher Columbo
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
Someone’s got a nice surprise when they get that stall door unlocked.


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bbeck
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
Silver lining you didn’t get stung on the dick or balls


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OweO
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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
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