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re: Stolen Social Media Thought Experiment of the Day
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:03 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:03 am to SlowFlowPro
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The hunter with a gun (assuming ammo) is a cheat code and should be everyone's #1
There are documented cases of hunters with guns being killed by one animal in the wild, and you like their odds against a horde of them?
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Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:05 am to SlowFlowPro
Hunter - Only one who can plan
Hawks - If they eat/scare off the rats, the hunter can take out everyone else.
Hawks - If they eat/scare off the rats, the hunter can take out everyone else.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:08 am to SlowFlowPro
You gotta have the rats on your side. Otherwise you’re going to be overwhelmed immediately solely by the rats. Those things can bite!
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:08 am to SlowFlowPro
Can the hawks defend me by grouping together and flying me around the sky?
If so, the only threat is the hunter so give me him too.
If so, the only threat is the hunter so give me him too.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:09 am to SlowFlowPro
5 Gorillas and 50 hawks.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:12 am to SlowFlowPro
Under no situation would you survive an hour. 1 of each of those animals is enough to kill a human quickly except for the rats and hawk.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:14 am to Riseupfromtherubble
quote:
There are documented cases of hunters with guns being killed by one animal in the wild, and you like their odds against a horde of them?
There are documented cases of all of these predators being killed as well.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:16 am to MugMan
Yeah I don't think there are two of those that will keep you alive from the rest for an hour, but you do have to factor in the fact the animals will be fighting each other as well to get to you so you have to take advantage of that and Gorillas are the smartest and strong AF so they can take advantage of the animals fighting each other.
Then the hawks just give you an air attack.
Then the hawks just give you an air attack.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:16 am to BPTiger
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I’m probably going 5 gorillas
a 450 pound gorilla without claws would be dead within seconds during an encounter with a 1300 pound brown bear.
This board really puts gorillas on a pedestal. They would get absolutely wrecked by every other group of predators on this list.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:17 am to SlowFlowPro
Do I have any sort of control over these animals? If I do, I would just get the gorillas and buffalo. Easy win.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:18 am to SlowFlowPro
no tigers, list is shite
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:19 am to SlowFlowPro
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There are documented cases of all of these predators being killed as well
Not by one guy in an hour there isn't.
Let's take the guy with a gun out for a second. You can pick two to be on your team and you have the gun. If you survive you get 3 wishes. The arena size is proportional to ancient gladiatorial combat for the amount of animals present. You taking that?
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:23 am to OweO
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Gorillas are the smartest and strong AF
Yea, if you wanted to teach one sign language in an hour the gorilla is your best bet.
You're choosing the herbivore in a fight to the death though. Their "strength" compared to a bear is miniscule
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:23 am to Riseupfromtherubble
4 lions
10k rats
10k rats
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:24 am to SlowFlowPro
Give me the bears and the guy with a gun while I play whack a mole with these rats…also hoping those birds are hungry
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:25 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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This board really puts gorillas on a pedestal. They would get absolutely wrecked by every other group of predators on this list.
Gorillas have opposable thumbs, so theoretically could be armed with at least melee weapons. Polearms could be deadly
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 9:26 am
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:28 am to UnluckyTiger
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4 lions
I always underrate lions in the "animal v. animal" discussions, but they're weaker here b/c of how they kill things.
They can kill most any animal on this list one on one, but it takes a long time and they're exposed entirely during the kill.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:30 am to fr33manator
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Gorillas have opposable thumbs, so theoretically could be armed with at least melee weapons
Yes theoretically. Bears and Lions have melee weapons attached to the end of their paws though
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:31 am to Riseupfromtherubble
The gun gives you the most powerful impact with the greatest difference.
You're probably dying within the hour with all of these, but you can't underestimate the impact a gun has. You can take out all of the apex predators with relative ease, compared to any other option, and you can do this from 100+ yards.
You're probably dying within the hour with all of these, but you can't underestimate the impact a gun has. You can take out all of the apex predators with relative ease, compared to any other option, and you can do this from 100+ yards.
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:31 am to SlowFlowPro
10000 rats and the hunter. Hunter can fire bullets killing. 10000 rats would overwhelm all the animals and they won't pay attention to attacking me if there are rats crawling all over them.
Think the only problem I would have is the hawks.
Think the only problem I would have is the hawks.
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