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re: Steven Tyler is 70 years old looking great while some of you can't get a match on Tinder

Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Tiger2287
Member since Jan 2016
401 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:54 am to
He was on James Corden's, spill your guts, segment. He was asked "how much money does he think he spent on drugs"? And he said "2 million dollars easy". He would look horrible if he wasn't filthy rich.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:59 am to
Umm ok. I guess he doesnt look like a 70 year old retired boxer either or a guy who has been dead for a year

the guy looks like shite
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12217 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:59 am to
Whoever his hair colorist is, is doing an excellent job, and keeping it looking healthy as well.

Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37672 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:03 am to
He is 70 years old so he should be graded on a curve but... Without that much makeup on, and when wearing his Aerosmith robe, he looks more like an old bag lady than anything else.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:17 am to
If Steven Tyler wasn't a rock star and didn't have the resources to get botox and whatever else he uses, he would be a very ugly old man.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35541 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Steven Tyler is actually sober now, per the podcast.


Nice. I'll have to watch it. I sort of figured he was (at least from alcohol and non-pot drugs) or else he'd look more ragged or be dead.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70134 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 7:43 pm to
Me too
And Ron Jeremy
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

His whole life he’s looked like a tranny.
Says a loser whose most important role in life is to be on the board of a HOA.

He's 70. And he's in better shape than you. And he's better looking.


Posted by GRIZZ
Morgan City
Member since Nov 2009
6326 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:03 pm to
He's got a nice rack.
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:14 am to
quote:

Says a loser whose most important role in life is to be on the board of a HOA.

He's 70. And he's in better shape than you. And he's better looking.



truth

but the imbecilic, truck driving, 60 hour per-week working, plant operators will get mad about this fact.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3507 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 4:13 am to
Tyler was a heroin addict for a number of years, which is known to retard the aging process in the face.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41977 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 6:28 am to
The best Rogan guest is always Eddie Bravo

Too bad Rogan keeps shutting down fun theories.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Even still, he doesn't look like a 70 year old roofer.
plastic surgery
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
5322 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:03 am to
He had a big set of titties about 5 years ago. He must off the Heron.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:25 am to
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Me too
And Ron Jeremy


Wait. You had sex dreams about both of them when you were a kid? I’m so sorry
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 8:26 am
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56200 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:23 am to
There's only one logical explanation, IMHO. Here's the list:

1) great DNA, great genes

2) cosmetic surgery; every public figure does it

3) he must have reformed his unhealthy lifestyle some decades ago and started to take good care of his health. And we shouldn't underestimate the hard work that he puts into this.

That's it.
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 10:23 am
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70134 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 2:15 pm to
I love a the hedgehog
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