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re: Steven Seagall vs Chuck Norris vs Jean Claude Van Damme irl

Posted on 12/10/18 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 8:57 pm to
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So much bro science in here. All three are beasts and whoever landed the best move would win.


No way..... Norris is on a whole different level.

He made his bones fighting against Joe Lewis, Bill Wallace, Skipper Mullins, etc...

He is legit.



This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 9:00 pm
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21120 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Ditka wins.


Da Bears!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 9:11 pm to
Norris was World Professional Middleweight Karate Champion for 6yrs straight.

He is legit as legit can be.
Posted by Bushwackers
Ridin' shotgun with Reese Bobby!
Member since Dec 2006
3790 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:14 pm to
Norris was trained by Bruce Lee who was to have said he had the strongest kick of anyone he’d ever seen. Impressed him so much so asked him to be his fighting nemesis in the movie where they fought in the colleseum. My money is on Chucky.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:36 pm to
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Norris was trained by Bruce Lee


Not exactly.

Norris and Lee trained with each other....Norris wasn't trained by him. Norris had already won karate championships before meeting Bruce Lee

Norris was trained in Korea in Moo Duk Kwan while stationed at the Osan Air base.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:47 pm to
Seagal wins a pool hall brawl no questions asked. Anybody seen Ritchie?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:51 pm to
chuck
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37525 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:59 pm to
Norris could actually fight at a world class level

JCVD is a physical specimen but more of an athlete and recreational drug user than a MMA fighter

Seagall is 95% fraud. People who actually fight (e.g. Bas Ruten, Gene Lebell) seriously love telling Seagal stories. The kind that end up being another case of SS making an arse of himself and shitting himself after being choked.

Just one Joe Rogan story about this kind of thing:

LINK

How there are still people who believe any of Seagal's crap is just a testament to how unwilling people are to disbelieve good publicity, no matter how wrong it turns out to be in reality.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:14 pm to
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Seagall is 95% fraud


Yeah he has been caught in a bunch of lies ranging from being friends with Bruce Lee to training under an old Aikido Master in Japan.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:25 pm to




Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:39 am to
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The real qusstion is chuck or bruce. Who you got? I pick bruce bc of speed


Chuck Norris fought in sanctioned fights and won world titles. There is no real evidence Bruce Lee ever fought in a fight of any kind, he just a lot of theatrics, besides being a little runt.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:21 am to
Van Damme was beat up by a Hell's Angel in a strip club.

Seagal was knocked out on set by a stunt man.

Nobody has beaten Chuck Norris...
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:22 am to
Seagal Beat Chuck Norris in a match in real life from what I've read
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:02 am to
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Two of them are actors.


Steven Seagal wishes he could act.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31554 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:24 am to
Considering only one is an actual legit fighter, Chuck by a mile. JCVD probably second.

Segal is nothing but an actor that knows karate.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:34 am to
quote:

So much bro science in here. All three are beasts and whoever landed the best move would win.



Yeah, but could they beat Ronda Rousey?
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
5000 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:09 am to
Throw in Bill "Superfoot" Wallace and you've got a fight.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20329 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:14 am to
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Keanu Reeves


Wait, now are we talking Neo or John Wick since we are going with acting? Cause either one of them would wreck shite.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22475 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:16 am to
Chuck has kept current, too. He's a 3rd degree black belt in BJJ now.

Norris by murder.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37561 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:18 am to
Add Fred " The Hammer" Williamson and have a tournament.

Black Belts in

Tae Kwon Do
Shotokan
Kenpo

Still though my money is on Norris
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