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Steven Seagall vs Chuck Norris vs Jean Claude Van Damme irl
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:11 pm
Let’s assume the three of them caught each other in real life (all at once or tournament style, you’re pick), who would come out on top? Bottom?
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
Mr Norris
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:12 pm to BRgetthenet
Van Damme is last for sure
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
Chuck Norris
He was legit in full contact fighting.
He was legit in full contact fighting.
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
Assuming they are all in their primes, then Chuck
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:20 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:20 pm to DavidTheGnome
And both Norris and Van Damme would have murdered Seagall
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:26 pm to DavidTheGnome
Didn't Van Damme catch a beat down by some regular dude outside a nightclub?
eta- looked it up, other guy was a bodyguard
eta- looked it up, other guy was a bodyguard
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:26 pm to DavidTheGnome
Norris wins easily
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:27 pm to DavidTheGnome
Two of them are actors. One of them was a fighter that landed an acting career. This is a stupid thread. Remove Chuck Norris from it and replace him with Patrick Swayze or Keanu Reeves.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:27 pm to northshorebamaman
his own bodyguard beat him up
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
chuck norris FTW
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:29 pm to theenemy
quote:
And both Norris and Van Damme would have murdered Seagall
I thought JVVD was just a gymnast/actor?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:30 pm to cj35
Chuck Norris:
10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
8th degree black belt Taekwondo
4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
1st degree black belt Judo
10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
8th degree black belt Taekwondo
4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
1st degree black belt Judo
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
Allegedly Van Damme cornered Seagal at some point in the 90's and challenged him after Seagal was going around talking shite about his skills and Seagal backed down.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:35 pm to DLauw
quote:
Two of them are actors. One of them was a fighter that landed an acting career. This is a stupid thread. Remove Chuck Norris from it and replace him with Patrick Swayze or Keanu Reeves.
Van Damme did compete in some light contact competitions and amateur kickboxing matches.
But at least he was involved in live competition.
All of Seagal's stuff is strictly choreographed fighting.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 7:43 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
quote:Yea, but Seagall was a Jefferson Parish police officer. The other 2 can't say that!
Chuck Norris:
10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
8th degree black belt Taekwondo
4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
1st degree black belt Judo
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