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Steve Jobs is still alive

Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:36 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:36 pm
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“Even something about the way he sits.” One said: “Honestly, wouldn’t put it past him. His love for Egypt and that type of simple living. “That spirituality that lives there. The need to escape. “Idk (I don’t known) man. I’m not very into conspiracy theories, but Jobs would be crazy enough to actually do it.”


I’m not saying that he wasn’t sick but the evidence is there that he successfully faked his own death.



A couple years ago the above picture was taken in the same area while he was recovering. Just too much smoke for there not to be fire

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:38 pm to
The second pic is definitely not him. The first pic looks like him. His biological father was middle eastern if I remember correctly, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that someone in the Middle East would look like him.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:38 pm to
That is Oscar Isaac pushing him in the wheelchair.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:38 pm to
He's alive hanging out with Elvis fo sho...
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:39 pm to
Well this settles it. Apple has had the cure to cancer all along.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:40 pm to
If you were one of the most famous people in the world and you faked your own death, don't you think you'd try to change your look just a little bit?
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13233 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:40 pm to
The second picture he was suffering/recovering from whatever he “died” from in 2011. The first picture is him fully recovered and looking healthy
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:41 pm to
I think I see Elvis in the background.




Sasquatch too.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57704 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:45 pm to
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The second picture he was suffering/recovering from whatever he “died” from in 2011. The first picture is him fully recovered and looking healthy


To put another nail in your theory, Steve Jobs was left handed, and the guy in the first picture is wearing a watch on his left hand.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25484 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:45 pm to
If you beat death once, it’s probably not a good idea to go to the Middle East
Posted by Nughuffer
Member since Jun 2015
377 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:46 pm to
Why would Steve Jobs need to fake his death?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:47 pm to
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If you were one of the most famous people in the world and you faked your own death, don't you think you'd try to change your look just a little bit?

Steve Jobs is arrogant enough to think we wouldn't recognize him without the turtleneck and jeans.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:47 pm to
If he wanted to just say frick it and move somewhere out of the public eye, he could have just done that without faking his own death.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13233 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:49 pm to
My theory that he is such an ego maniac that he didn’t want people to see him in the public eye withering away and dying. So he prematurely faked his death to sneak away and be in peace in the Middle East while still looking for a cure. It seems that they were successful and he’s enjoying living life anonymously.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:49 pm to
Looks like a Galaxy in his pocket.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57704 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:52 pm to
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My theory that he is such an ego maniac that he didn’t want people to see him in the public eye withering away and dying.


Like this?

Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:54 pm to
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Steve Jobs is arrogant enough to think we wouldn't recognize him without the turtleneck and jeans.


I wouldn’t recognize who he was if he walked down the street with a sign around his neck that said “I’m Steve Jobs.”

I just don’t remember.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:56 pm to
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Why would Steve Jobs need to fake his death?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:56 pm to
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“Idk (I don’t known) man.


Thank God they cleared that up
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50253 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 3:58 pm to
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