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Steal from Whole Foods? Get Banned for Life

Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:17 am
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:17 am
Woman who frequents Whole Foods spends $180 on groceries, accidentally doesn't pay for a case of water (worth about $5) that is hidden by her gym bag. Gets stopped by security, explains the mistake, and is detained and banned from the store.

Eventually, Whole Foods apologized with a whopping $25 gift card, which will get you roughly a half pound of turkey and a kale smoothie.

Ironic that Whole Foods is sensitive to someone stealing from them. I feel robbed every time I leave that place (yet I keep going back )

LINK

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A woman who mistakenly left Whole Foods without paying for a case of water was detained by the grocery store's security guards and banned from shopping in the store ever again.

Marni Sky, a frequent shopper at the Yorkville Whole Foods location, put a case of water in her shopping cart last week. She said the water was obscured by her gym bag in the bottom of the cart. After paying for the rest of her groceries — $180 in total — she says she was "arrested" by a security guard while attempting to leave the store. But the security guard made her get out of the elevator she was in, detained her for a time and then banned her from ever shopping at that Whole Foods store again.

"Accosting her in a crowded elevator in front of 15 other customers (accomplices perhaps?), he loudly (and proudly) proclaimed, 'Miss, you are under arrest. You stole water from us and I am going to have to take you in,'" wrote Shimmerman. "I kid you not, the lad said 'take you in.'"
This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 10:35 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:18 am to
damn whole foods, you strict!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:20 am to
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But the company said security guards do not have the authority to arrest, detain or ban anyone from the store.


So she's not banned for life?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:21 am to
I would have offed myself in the parking lot.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:21 am to
Hipster culture doing work
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35406 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:27 am to
I have a feeling she dramatized the situation or lying about not seeing her water. By the way, why would you bring a gym bag into the store, and how did it end up obscuring the water? Seems like it would have been the first thing in the cart.
Posted by Captain Fantasy
Member since Mar 2013
1597 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:30 am to
Sounds like the security guard was the a-hole here. No surprise.

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'Miss, you are under arrest. You stole water from us and I am going to have to take you in,'" wrote Shimmerman.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:30 am to
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why would you bring a gym bag into the store, and how did it end up obscuring the water? Seems l


You've obviously never been in a Whole Foods. Everyone there goes to the gym and needs you to know it.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27675 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:31 am to
Hey, can you please edit your post to not include so much from the article? 2-3 paragraphs max. Thanks.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:33 am to
Will do boss.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66469 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:34 am to
who brings their gym bag in the grocery store?
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:35 am to
I once witnessed plain clothed Home Depot loss prevention people administer an arse kicking to a shoplifter before handcuffing them. It was awesome, totally awesome.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:36 am to
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who brings their gym bag in the grocery store?


I see people doing that all the time at the Whole Foods I go to. There's a spin studio next door so people will come straight from there and have their gym stuff with them. Also, in large cities a lot of people don't drive to and from work/the gym/etc. I bring my gym bag with me to work every day and if I have to stop at the store on the way home, that means my gym bag is coming too.
This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 10:50 am
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61507 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:38 am to
whole foods isn't "hipster."
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:40 am to
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whole foods isn't "hipster."


Don't bother arguing that. Half the people on here don't actually know what a hipster is and just lump anyone that dresses differently than them as a "hipster."
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:41 am to
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who brings their gym bag in the grocery store?


Someone that lives in a large city like Toronto and commutes to/from work via public transit, or on foot.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74873 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:42 am to
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Steal from Whole Foods? Get Banned for Life


that's pretty much all retailers. Hell Steal from Wal-Mart and you go to jail, then get sued for 2x the value of the items you take and banned for life.

Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35406 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:47 am to
quote:

see people doing that all the time at the Whole Foods I go to. There's a spin studio next door so people will come straight from there and have their gym stuff with them.
I must not be paying attention because I probably go weekly and have never noticed this.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:50 am to
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I must not be paying attention because I probably go weekly and have never noticed this.


Do a lot of people use public transportation where you live?
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35406 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 10:51 am to
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Someone that lives in a large city like Toronto and commutes to/from work via public transit, or on foot.
Good point. But in this case, 180 worth of food, plus a case of water, her gym bag, and possibly a purse, that would probably be a bit much for someone without a car.
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