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Star Wars marathon this morning on TNT and was thinking that Yoda
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:23 am
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:23 am
Has tremendous power yet he walks bent over and creeps along soooooooo slowly. Why not just use some of the force to float along smoothly and quickly?
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Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:25 am to Yewkindewit
I would imagine he really only finds it necessary when he needs to do it. Imagine him costantly using the force to get around similar to you consciously clenching your cheeks all the time. Not exactly pleasant is it?
This post was edited on 12/17/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:25 am to Yewkindewit
Well he’s a puppet in Empire, so there’s that.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:31 am to Yewkindewit
The 700 Star Wars threads on the movie board aren’t annoying enough, we need some on the OT.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:32 am to JG77056
Don’t read them if it bothers you
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:35 am to Yewkindewit
quote:All night long.
Yewkindewit
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:47 am to Yewkindewit
You have much to learn, young padawan.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 9:55 am to Yewkindewit
when strong, feign weakness
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:03 am to Yewkindewit
Jar-Jar Binks is the Sith Lord.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 10:06 am to Yewkindewit
Honestly, this is an easy one. So many more difficult questions to answer:
-How is it possible that Yoda and the counsel didn’t know Palpatine was a Sith?
-How is it possible that Anikin didn’t suspect that Palpatine was a Sith after he told him that creepy bed time story during that weird opera?
-How do light sabers slice through everything...except other light sabers?
-How is it possible that clone troopers train like SEAL Team Six from birth and are terrible marksmen?
Etc etc
-How is it possible that Yoda and the counsel didn’t know Palpatine was a Sith?
-How is it possible that Anikin didn’t suspect that Palpatine was a Sith after he told him that creepy bed time story during that weird opera?
-How do light sabers slice through everything...except other light sabers?
-How is it possible that clone troopers train like SEAL Team Six from birth and are terrible marksmen?
Etc etc
This post was edited on 12/17/17 at 10:08 am
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:39 am to Yewkindewit
He is faking it so he can get a handicap parking pass.
Probably has a service animal as well.
Probably has a service animal as well.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:41 am to Yewkindewit
More importantly, why is he a weak looking old, calm guy in I-III, and a psycho in the originals?
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:44 am to Yewkindewit
quote:You realize it's a fictional movie, right?
oda
Has tremendous power yet he walks bent over and creeps along soooooooo slowly. Why not just use some of the force to float along smoothly and quickly?
It's a movie about an intergalactic war "long, long ago" with species from throughout the universe warring for control and the part you find unbelievable about the movie is one alien character who walks bent over??
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:44 am to jimbeam
MMA fighter Colby Covington has been putting out spoilers on his twitter and he's really pissing people off. LULZ
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:46 am to Yewkindewit
“When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?”
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:46 am to jimbeam
quote:
More importantly, why is he a weak looking old, calm guy in I-III, and a psycho in the originals?
You’d lose your mind too if you spent decades by yourself living in a swamp
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:47 am to Yewkindewit
The new star wars fricking sucks. Disney fricking sucks.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:48 am to StupidBinder
Perhaps
Posted on 12/17/17 at 11:53 am to Yewkindewit
Why you in such a hurry? What you want to run from?
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