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Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:30 pm
Posted by immobileman
nowhere in particular
Member since Nov 2014
1852 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:30 pm
I have always stapled the top left hand corner to minimize the crease when reviewing papers. I have a guy who staples in the middle of the top portion of the paper. It is difficult to review the 2nd, 3rd, page. How does the O-T do it?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98195 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

I have a guy who staples in the middle of the top portion of the paper


You should fire this miscreant posthaste.
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:35 pm to
Top left always. Get that middle stapling psycho out of your company before he murders someone
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14654 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:37 pm to
Top right. Most people are right handed.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:38 pm to
I fricking hate when I receive correspondence that is stapled in the top middle.

I've never actually witnessed a person do this, but those bastards are out there.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

I have a guy who staples in the middle of the top portion of the paper.
You might as well staple all four edges, then fold it and staple again.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86501 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:39 pm to
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I have a guy who staples in the middle of the top portion of the paper


what a weirdo. Only thing worse would be stapling the bottom
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:40 pm to
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Top right. Most people are right handed.
Yeah most people are right handed, that's why books open right to left. The staple goes top left.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3537 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:42 pm to
What kind of animal does that? I'm not OCD or anything but just picturing that gives me mild anxiety. I think you may be dealing with a sociopath.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:43 pm to
What kind of caveman still uses paper?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:44 pm to
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What kind of caveman still uses paper?
Middle staple guy probably has staples embedded in his computer monitor.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:45 pm to
Top left obviously

I just realized my printer at the office does stapleless stapling

Maybe I'm way behind the times but I'd never seen it before

Posted by InfamousDosgris
Gonzales, LA
Member since Jan 2019
147 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:48 pm to
Top left till the day I die
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:51 pm to
Top left at 45 deg angle. All day - every day.
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Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Top left at 45 deg angle.
Yes, and about a staple-length from the edges. This is the neatest-folding, longest-lasting way to staple paper.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

I have a guy who staples in the middle of the top portion of the paper.


That's the type of person who probably pulls the legs off of daddy long-legs.

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:02 pm to
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Korkstand
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4710 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:45 pm to
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Top right. Most people are right handed.


which means if they are holding a pen/pencil they have to either put it down to turn the page or awkwardly use their left hand to turn the page across their body. Stapling on the left lets you use the hand that will most likely be empty.

I see some legal documents stapled across the top such as blue back stuff, but that's about it.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37652 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:51 pm to
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I have a guy who staples in the middle of the top portion of the paper.


Fire his arse
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