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re: Spouse check-in excuses

Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:48 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136852 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:48 am to
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Tell her she can either have sex with you or your girlfriend will
this guy.....he gets it
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51717 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:49 am to
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Men, real men, of the OT don't need enhancers. 


You sound ignorant. Men can have testosterone issues, or develop ED later in life.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:50 am to
4 wives downvoted me
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:50 am to
I told my ex-wife something similar.

"I need to have sex frequently and I'd prefer it be with you."

Didn't matter though. She wanted me to jump through hoops for sex and I wasn't having any of that.

Good riddance.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:52 am to
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She wanted me to jump through hoops for sex and I wasn't having any of that.



Like what? Keeping yourself in shape? Helping around the house? Stuff like that?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:55 am to
No, buy her flowers, write her love notes, etc.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:56 am to
Man... What a bitch
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:59 am to
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simply that marriage advice from a young divorcee isn't often sought.


Really? I know you're trying to act all high and mighty & giving her shite, but sometimes a young divorcee can offer some valuable insight on making a marriage work.

Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38606 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:07 am to
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8 drops in and something has to give. 


quote:

Damn, isn't that too much?



Based upon last night's events and circumstances, even one drop was too many for me to take last night.

Posted by Ziggy
Member since Oct 2007
21546 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:15 am to
Does this cock juice just help with erections or does it help with endurance / stamina, etc.?

Trying to figure out why anyone that doesn't have ED would need to take it.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:20 am to
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but sometimes a young divorcee can offer some valuable insight on making a marriage work.


Advice on what doesn't work isn't the same as a success story...
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:34 pm to
You mean like what not to do?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18820 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:40 pm to
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Could you be any more vague? What the frick are you talking about?



wife getting the BBC and is claiming to have a headache when OP tries to slip it to her.
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
7990 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:41 pm to
Just tell your wife you have a concussion. Worked for Brady.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11257 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:46 pm to
You're arguing just to be contrary. I never proclaimed to be some relationship expert. I was married for 10 years, and I fully own that I know nothing. What I said was hardly groundbreaking. It's like I said, "if you don't want to be dehydrated, you should probably drink some water". And you're questioning my authority to make such an observation because I got dehydrated once.

Saying that relationships have a chance to be happier if the couple tends to each other's needs is obvious, regardless of my marital status.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136852 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:47 pm to
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I know nothing
said no woman ever
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17152 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Does this cock juice just help with erections or does it help with endurance / stamina, etc.?

Trying to figure out why anyone that doesn't have ED would need to take it.


It is the same as cialis. So it will help you achieve and maintain an erection but stamina remains a solely godgiven talent
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:53 pm to
Just put an ambien in her wine and wait for her to fall asleep, duh
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 1:35 pm to
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The OT won't cure that.




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Posted by mikelbr
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Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:04 pm to
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This thread will sort out the regulars and old timers vs. the newbies.

Dick Juice! Just poke her with it and aggravate the shite out of her until she puts out.
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