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re: Spinoff: how many traffic tickets have you gotten?

Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11928 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:31 pm to
54 lifetime…more tickets than years ive walked the planet.

Through some huge effort and a lot of luck, only 4 have made it to my record.

Hugely proud of that but can’t really brag about it without raising eyebrows. lol
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74216 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:33 pm to
14
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
580 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:36 pm to
Naught. I'm 71, been driving since age 15.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18109 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:37 pm to
One when I was 16 years old and had a fender bender where I rear ended the car in front of as they abruptly braked and turned right. Bi was following too closely to fully stop.

I’m 60 now. That ticket still irritates me. It wasn’t really my fault. The driver slammed on their brakes and didn’t signal. I’d say it was 50/50.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1639 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 7:18 pm to
Even though I’m management, I put a flashing light and US mail magnet on my car, and it’s working. The cops don’t even give me a second look on my 38 mile commute!
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55942 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 7:34 pm to
41
Posted by UnoDelgado
Covington
Member since Nov 2019
657 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 7:56 pm to
4. 2 in CA, 1 in KS 1 in New Orleans.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53508 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:01 pm to
Maybe 6. Last one was a stop sign in my own neighborhood about 7 years ago. The last speeding ticket I've gotten was probably 17 years ago. I've been driving for 33 years now.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118250 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:31 pm to
I’m gonna be honest. I don’t wanna know/remember.

License suspended 3 times. I drive better when it’s suspended. No room for error.

Busted brake light?
Busted B hole in jail that night.

A little swervy from driving tired?
A little crack pipe made out of a toilet paper roll gets ya swerve on.

Zero DUI’s. All speeding. Not even in a hurry. That rush of the lights coming on, you knowing it’s go time(go to jail). One time I said something like I didn’t see the lights come on, sir. He explained how red and flashing lights from his unit can be seen from over 2 miles away. I just thought man, a two mile head start on ya and I’m not getting this ticket.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3630 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:42 pm to
10ish. Maybe that many warnings as well.

Get the eff out of the left lane and stop obstructing traffic flow.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7706 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:43 pm to
Probably 10-12, but none in the last 25 years. Zero moving violations.
Posted by BayouBengal51
Forest Hill, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2006
9548 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:50 pm to
Probably about 7. All but one of them when I was a dumb teenager. The adult one was in my 20's. I'm 46 now, so it's been a while.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36615 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:59 pm to
Quite a few. Professional courtesies.
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
8153 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:02 pm to
I was involved in a wreck (didn't cause it), DUI, 1 speeding ticket, and 1 ticket for expired inspection sticker
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16749 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:02 pm to
How many tickets?



Posted by redstickrick
Laffy, La
Member since May 2019
466 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:08 pm to
Village of Baskin- they run a mayor’s court. They’re the worst.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103887 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:40 pm to
I think mine was Sicily Island. But all those little shitty towns run together.
Posted by Jenious
Member since Apr 2020
972 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:08 pm to
Three. One back in 2002 driving back to Colorado from Texas. Cop got me at 9 over. Ticket was only $90.

The other two were here in LA. Expired inspection sticker(yes, It happens) and doing 62 in a 55. Both of those were taken cared of and I didn't pay a dime.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17986 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:09 pm to
Idk I grew up in a Nola where $40 would get a ticket pulled.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3056 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:42 pm to
Waze has prevented many.
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