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re: Spinoff: how many traffic tickets have you gotten?
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:31 pm to Allthatfades
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:31 pm to Allthatfades
54 lifetime…more tickets than years ive walked the planet.
Through some huge effort and a lot of luck, only 4 have made it to my record.
Hugely proud of that but can’t really brag about it without raising eyebrows. lol
Through some huge effort and a lot of luck, only 4 have made it to my record.
Hugely proud of that but can’t really brag about it without raising eyebrows. lol
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:36 pm to Allthatfades
Naught. I'm 71, been driving since age 15.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 5:37 pm to Allthatfades
One when I was 16 years old and had a fender bender where I rear ended the car in front of as they abruptly braked and turned right. Bi was following too closely to fully stop.
I’m 60 now. That ticket still irritates me. It wasn’t really my fault. The driver slammed on their brakes and didn’t signal. I’d say it was 50/50.
I’m 60 now. That ticket still irritates me. It wasn’t really my fault. The driver slammed on their brakes and didn’t signal. I’d say it was 50/50.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 7:18 pm to Allthatfades
Even though I’m management, I put a flashing light and US mail magnet on my car, and it’s working. The cops don’t even give me a second look on my 38 mile commute!
Posted on 3/14/26 at 7:56 pm to Allthatfades
4. 2 in CA, 1 in KS 1 in New Orleans.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:01 pm to Allthatfades
Maybe 6. Last one was a stop sign in my own neighborhood about 7 years ago. The last speeding ticket I've gotten was probably 17 years ago. I've been driving for 33 years now.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:31 pm to Allthatfades
I’m gonna be honest. I don’t wanna know/remember.
License suspended 3 times. I drive better when it’s suspended. No room for error.
Busted brake light?
Busted B hole in jail that night.
A little swervy from driving tired?
A little crack pipe made out of a toilet paper roll gets ya swerve on.
Zero DUI’s. All speeding. Not even in a hurry. That rush of the lights coming on, you knowing it’s go time(go to jail). One time I said something like I didn’t see the lights come on, sir. He explained how red and flashing lights from his unit can be seen from over 2 miles away. I just thought man, a two mile head start on ya and I’m not getting this ticket.
License suspended 3 times. I drive better when it’s suspended. No room for error.
Busted brake light?
Busted B hole in jail that night.
A little swervy from driving tired?
A little crack pipe made out of a toilet paper roll gets ya swerve on.
Zero DUI’s. All speeding. Not even in a hurry. That rush of the lights coming on, you knowing it’s go time(go to jail). One time I said something like I didn’t see the lights come on, sir. He explained how red and flashing lights from his unit can be seen from over 2 miles away. I just thought man, a two mile head start on ya and I’m not getting this ticket.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:42 pm to Allthatfades
10ish. Maybe that many warnings as well.
Get the eff out of the left lane and stop obstructing traffic flow.
Get the eff out of the left lane and stop obstructing traffic flow.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:43 pm to Allthatfades
Probably 10-12, but none in the last 25 years. Zero moving violations.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:50 pm to Allthatfades
Probably about 7. All but one of them when I was a dumb teenager. The adult one was in my 20's. I'm 46 now, so it's been a while.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 8:59 pm to Allthatfades
Quite a few. Professional courtesies.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:02 pm to Allthatfades
I was involved in a wreck (didn't cause it), DUI, 1 speeding ticket, and 1 ticket for expired inspection sticker
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:08 pm to teke184
Village of Baskin- they run a mayor’s court. They’re the worst.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:40 pm to redstickrick
I think mine was Sicily Island. But all those little shitty towns run together.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:08 pm to Allthatfades
Three. One back in 2002 driving back to Colorado from Texas. Cop got me at 9 over. Ticket was only $90.
The other two were here in LA. Expired inspection sticker(yes, It happens) and doing 62 in a 55. Both of those were taken cared of and I didn't pay a dime.
The other two were here in LA. Expired inspection sticker(yes, It happens) and doing 62 in a 55. Both of those were taken cared of and I didn't pay a dime.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:09 pm to Allthatfades
Idk I grew up in a Nola where $40 would get a ticket pulled.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:42 pm to Allthatfades
Waze has prevented many.
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