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Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:50 am to No Colors
"We control our own destiny"
Those exact words.
Those exact words.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:50 am to No Colors
I use to do the announcing for the basketball & baseball games. I was going to practice as the team practiced so I was waiting in the hall with several players I was good friends with.. No one knew coach was in his office and the hallway we were in was small, it only had two offices, the baseball coach's office and I think the softball coach.. The coach wore those tight bike shorts and one of the players just randomly said "do yall notice how big coach B's balls are? He wears those tight arse shorts and when he squats down you can see his big arse balls. they are huge".
About a minute later coached walked out of his office, looked at the guy.. His name was Michael.. He looked right at him and said "How's it going today Michael?" kind of laughed at him and walked off. I know its not really something "dumb" a coach said, but..
About a minute later coached walked out of his office, looked at the guy.. His name was Michael.. He looked right at him and said "How's it going today Michael?" kind of laughed at him and walked off. I know its not really something "dumb" a coach said, but..
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:51 am to No Colors
While talking to the pitchers during an intrasquad, we had an outfielder on the mound.
"This isn't the march of dimes, we aren't having a walk-a-thon. That guy pitching isn't even a pitcher... he is an outfielder. Its like he is trying to be something he isn't... well im here to tell you this isn't fricking Halloween. I'm not wearing a costume or knocking on doors saying 'Trick or treat mother fricker... give me a sandwich.'"
"This isn't the march of dimes, we aren't having a walk-a-thon. That guy pitching isn't even a pitcher... he is an outfielder. Its like he is trying to be something he isn't... well im here to tell you this isn't fricking Halloween. I'm not wearing a costume or knocking on doors saying 'Trick or treat mother fricker... give me a sandwich.'"
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 9:52 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:52 am to Winston Cup
, did he really say that?Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:52 am to anc
quote:
They would routinely beat our arse. But my junior year, we had a sophomore QB that ended up playing at North Alabama on a D2 national championship team. Pretty decent for small town Alabama football. We were shredding them apart on offense. Defense still couldn't stop them though.
Halftime, we're up a couple points, and coach comes in trying to pump us up. He's cussing up a storm and he picks up a chair and throws it, hitting our QB in his throwing hand, severely jams it and causing him not to be able to throw efficiently in the second half. We have to run the ball, we can't and end up losing by 3 touchdowns.
That is awesome.. I mean, not for the team... but you know what I mean.. And they do have some sweet uniforms.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:52 am to No Colors
Middle school coach would tell one of the guys who had long hair:
" boy, I don't know if I should kiss you or kick you in your arse"
" boy, I don't know if I should kiss you or kick you in your arse"
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:54 am to No Colors
Let me fix your jock strap
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:54 am to No Colors
"We don't make assumptions in baseball. If you make an arse of yourself, the ump will shun you."
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:55 am to anc
quote:
Gordo (Ala.) High School
The Green Wave have had some good teams.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:55 am to No Colors
"Circle the wagon, don't worry about the mule."
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:56 am to Vino24
In high school basketball we were playing the number 3 ranked team in state and we were a .500 team. Well at half time we are down by 18 which was expected. We were ready for our usual chew out session at halftime but coach just walked in and said "I don't care what you guys do anymore. Do whatever the hell you want" and he walked out. So we all huddled up and as a team we came up with our new offensive and defensive game plan. On defense we changed our defense up every time we came down the floor from 2-3 to 1-3-1 to match up zone to half court trap. The other team was confused as hell on offense and their coach used up all of their time outs in the 3rd quarter as he shouted at his players. So we actually tie the game up at the end of the 3rd quarter. We huddle up at the bench and coach comes over and says "great job guys, I'm proud of you but I'm taking over." He made us run man to man on defense and back to our original first half offense. We were steamed rolled in the 4th quarter and lost the game by 22 points.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:56 am to No Colors
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:57 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
you're lying again Chris...
So I just made that up? If I cared enough what you think, I could get someone who played on the team, for that coach, to confirm every word I said.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:57 am to OweO
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That is awesome.. I mean, not for the team... but you know what I mean.. And they do have some sweet uniforms.
He'd probably been fired today. But he used my high school as a stepping stone, The year after I graduated, they went deep in the playoffs, he ended up going to a bigger school, then another bigger school. Has been pretty successful. Good coach.
The weirdest thing was that no one talked about it. Everyone in town knew what happened by the next day. But hey, we were a traditional loser that was making the playoffs. Finger healed by Monday.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:58 am to Thurber
*Sophmore interim coach screaming in locker room at halftime:
"You need to have a turd in your neck!"
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(Still don't know what that means, edited for clarity of memory)
"You need to have a turd in your neck!"
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(Still don't know what that means, edited for clarity of memory)
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:00 am to No Colors
"You got to play defense tight, tight like a virgin"- 8th grade basketball
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:04 am to Mingo Was His NameO
M-I-N-G-O
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:06 am to SabiDojo
quote:
I find his comments insensitive, sexist,
you didn't get a participation award, did you?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:06 am to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:
"You got to play defense tight, tight like a virgin"- 8th grade basketball
we had a running back bitching about the o-line not making big enough holes. Our defensive coordinator came in screaming
"boy you ever had sex...probably not. Pussy is about this big and you figure how to fricking get in it so shut the frick up and run the ball"
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