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re: Southern baws: what level removed is ok to date?

Posted on 9/22/25 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/22/25 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

how distant a relative before dating



Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
1661 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:01 pm to
“Kissing cousins” are 3rd cousins at least. Anything closer than that is just gross.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37607 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:03 pm to
Fig alert ??
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13339 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:06 pm to
Your kids will look like:



Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
12331 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:10 pm to
We are all related at some point. I mean we all came from Adam and Eve
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82793 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:13 pm to
I don’t know the difference between a second cousin and a first cousin twice removed or whatever. Which one is less gross to frick?
Posted by CovingtonTiger
Covington, LA
Member since Oct 2007
560 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:27 pm to
First cousin means you share one set of grandparents. One of your parents is brother or sister to one of your first cousins parents. Second cousins share one set of great grandparents.

The “once removed “ stuff looks at generations. If your first cousin has a child they are your “first cousin once removed “. They aren’t your first cousin because the connection between you is that your grandparents are their great grandparents. But they aren’t your second cousin either because you don’t share great grandparents. They would be second cousins with your kids, but not you. Since they are a generation younger than your first cousins they are called first cousins once removed.

To answer your question, your first cousin twice removed would describe the relationship between you and your first cousin’s grandchild. That would not only be very creepy but I would guess illegal in most instances.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
494 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:50 pm to
Dude tries to troll Bama fans; but wants to date his cousin.
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 12:14 am to
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
643 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:18 am to
quote:

For non bama, how distant a relative before dating? Any stories?


Define "dating". I grew up in a community known by my family name. It was a little like the town of Rock Ridge, where everyone was named Johnson, or your mother or grandma was a Johnson.

Didn't realize it as a youngster, but just about every kid on my school bus was a cousin. There was a certain amount of juvenile curiosity satisfied by willing cousins. One first cousin who had broken up with her boyfriend asked me to take her to her junior prom, and I did. Was that a "date"?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:51 am to
If you have to ask if it’s too close, then it is too close.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 4:18 am to
This is my kind of thread
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73086 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 4:26 am to
First cousin is the kid of your brother or sister. Their kid would be a first cousin once removed. Their grandkid would be a first cousin twice removed.
Second and third cousins would be even further removed.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 5:26 am to
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
917 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 5:31 am to
You Faggie's are some weird SOBs for sure. From kissing boys to kissing boy cousins! No shame
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
917 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 5:45 am to
My 5 stepkids and wife were Mormon and its definitely a strange religion if you deep dive into what they belive. Baptisms for the dead, joseph smith and the golden plates, the seer stone he puts in a top hat to write the book of Mormon, the 3 stages/layers of heaven. The hot drinks and well as other drinks. The abducted in plain site documentary was about a Mormon family. If ya havent seen that fricked up shite go watch that.
None of my stepkids are in the church any longer. That was one of the reasons she wanted a divorce to begin with.
I can say they take care of there own. Super nice people as well almost to nice. As im a non-member friend to a few of them.
The only 2 billionaires in Mississippi are Mormon the Duffs, I know the family well enough.
Look up the cream scheme that happened here in Ms. A few years back. 99% Mormons $500 million stolen from tri-care. The Wade Walter's guy was the head dude that did it. The Tomleys husband and wife just got out of jail. All these people were at my stepkids dad's funeral a few months back. Like I said very strange religion but very nice and great business people that take.care of its members.
They have there own welfare system.
If your a single mother struggling become Mormon and they will set ya up with a place to stay and a way to get to church. Ive seen them buy cars for people just so they could get to church.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
3810 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 6:26 am to
Removed? Do you know what that means?

1st cousin once removed would mean you are dating your 1st cousins child. Twice removed would be your 1st cousins grandchild. Thrice would be the great grandchild of your 1st cousin. That is sick.

So the answer is obviously 3rd cousin straight up. You share the same great great grandparents. No removed allowed unless you were close in age.
Posted by KemoSabe65
70605
Member since Mar 2018
6223 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 6:53 am to
Got to be the tire Mormons ?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82793 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:00 am to
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First cousin is the kid of your brother or sister.

That’s nephew/niece
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35451 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:37 am to
You so want someone from Arkansas to say the bedroom dow the hall......don't you?
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