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re: South Parks war on TP, what gives
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:01 am to TutHillTiger
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:01 am to TutHillTiger
I mean if you got shite on your hands would you just wipe it off with a thin piece of tissue? or would you use soap and water?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:03 am to auggie
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Do those things keep the water warm?
I ask because, I used to dive for a living, and one part of it that I don't miss, is having ice cold water hit the crack of my arse.
the $20 attachment wont, but they make others that will warm the water.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:05 am to Napoleon
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The nice warm seat. The warm water and oscillating jet that cleans. Then the air dryer. Also it sprays a little air fresher and some drop cleaner in the toilet too.
Just. If you're ever sick and throwing up on your toilet. Make sure your hands are no where near the control. It sucks to be puking and then accidently spray your face.
so how do you dry your arse?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:05 am to Das Jackal
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Went on a four day trip recently and I was so happy to get back to my bidet.. TP only really sucks now
I took a shite at work and reached down for the controls and was like, shite! I have to do this the old way.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:09 am to auggie
man - 1st the weather threads and now TP - you pick some strange battles my friend
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:18 am to Thracken13
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man - 1st the weather threads and now TP - you pick some strange battles my friend
Maybe not, if you think about it. They are kind of related.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:30 am to auggie
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I can sort of understand this if you are stocking up at a great price at Costco or a similar place. But at Winn Dixie?
Doesn't matter where you buy it, it's almost always guaranteed to be cheaper in bulk. Most things are and usually by quite a bit.
If you aren't looking at that orange sticker when shopping, you are doing it all wrong.

Not to mention, having to spend more time shopping when we could be doing things we like.
We get ours at Sam's, but the same would go for Winn Dixie I'm sure.
We also buy a huge thing of paper towels.

This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 10:32 am
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:43 am to NATidefan
I think y'all buy a lot of toilet paper, because there are a lot of toilet paper commercials on TV.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:44 am to auggie
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They are kind of related.
if by related you mean how completely full of shite you are in regards to both, you are correct
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:46 am to tigerinthebueche
The air dryer. And then a quick wipe with TP.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:46 am to auggie
I only poop on company time. Saves on TP for the house.


Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:12 am to auggie
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I guess it's possible, but there's 3 people at our house, and we won't even use 8 rolls in a month. In my bathroom, a roll will last 2 weeks.
That’s so gross. Why don’t you just shite in a litter box then, or go drag your arse across the yard after you take a dump since you hate toilet paper so much.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:14 am to auggie
quote:JIT only works when items are perishable or there is a cost to storing them, and when the unit acquisition cost is similar regardless of quantity.
It's just a budgeting thing for us, with a JIT approach. All of these things we have to constantly buy, we don't stockpile any of it, because we might need something else tomorrow, out of the blue.
You are buying non-perishables that cost nothing to store and paying twice as much per unit. If it's a budgeting thing, you're doing it all wrong.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:23 am to Korkstand
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JIT only works when items are perishable or there is a cost to storing them, and when the unit acquisition cost is similar regardless of quantity.
You are buying non-perishables that cost nothing to store and paying twice as much per unit. If it's a budgeting thing, you're doing it all wrong.
We're not using credit. It's a real budget.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:33 am to Jake88
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That's for their wife. Women apparently need a fistful of tp to wipe after peeing.
this ^^^^^^^
my niece literally goes through and entire roll of TP in one day, when on her rag sometime its 2 full rolls every day just for her
i think if anything actually touched her hands, i think we would have to rush her to the hospital, and im not joking
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:38 am to Rhino5
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That’s so gross. Why don’t you just shite in a litter box then, or go drag your arse across the yard after you take a dump since you hate toilet paper so much.
Dang man, I guess you're really into toilet paper. Do you work for Proctor and Gamble or somethin?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:47 am to auggie
quote:It doesn't matter. You're paying twice as much per roll of TP.
We're not using credit. It's a real budget.
Before we get deeper into this, would you rather budget $5/month or $30 once per year?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:54 am to Korkstand
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Before we get deeper into this, would you rather budget $5/month or $30 once per year?
hmmmm...
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:59 am to Korkstand
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Before we get deeper into this, would you rather budget $5/month or $30 once per year?
Hell naw! I aint buying some fancy toilet attachment, from a guy who already admitted that he likes cold water shot up the crack of his arse.

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