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South Louisiana woman gets Bill Gates as her reddit secret Santa
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:53 pm
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Her AMA
any of you OT baws know her?
Her AMA
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I....I'm just speechless.
I left this morning about 7:30 to go return something at Target and drop MY gift off at the post office on my way back home. I get home at about 9 and there's a FedEx door tag, delivery came by at 7:58 to drop off a package, so I called to see if they could come back by. FedEx lady on the phone said she wasn't sure if they'd be able to come back today, but they definitely would tomorrow. Not kidding like 15 minutes later my door buzzer goes off and the guy came back! He dropped of this freakin HUGE BOX and I saw c/o Aerrix on it and I just started flipping out! I had no idea what it could be and I was just SO EXCITED. I was ALSO confused because my Santa JUST SHIPPED YESTERDAY. This was a GIANT box, and overnighted...I was just...flabbergasted! I get the box inside and the pets had to inspect immediately. Pets for scale.
So then I get the box open and there's just bubble wrap EVERYWHERE, but under the first layer I see a picture...and my jaw. Just. Drops. I will let the picture speak for itself! I immediately call my husband at work, I normally text him first to make sure it's ok if I call but I couldn't wait...he answered and I spoke very quietly because I knew if I didn't I would just yell, and I said something like "dear, please tell me you can talk right now," and he sounded worried and he's like "yes? What's going on?" And I said BILL GATES IS MY FREAKIN SANTA!!!!!!!! I worried him too much, it took a second for it to sink in but oh MAN I was excited and flipping out! He had to get back to work so I called my mom and talked to her and sent pics the whole time I was opening presents! He sent a very nice note speaking to a couple past experience I'd had with exchanges...well boy did he make up for everything!
I got everything out and laid it out all nice, and there was glitter EVERYWHERE. I just had to go for the two unwrapped boxes that said "Aerrix's Mittens" and "Clairrix's Mittens" first. My dog's name is Claire, btw, how freakin CUTE IS THAT?! He got me ZELDA MITTENS and you guys, matching ones for my DOWG!
Next I open the three pink boxes stacked together, and it's three special edition wireless XBOX one controllers! I was confused, but only for a moment, because then I noticed the specific SIZE of the big pink box to my left....I knew what it was, I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. It was an XBOX ONE MINECRAFT EDITION!!!!!!!!! There was also a handwritten note from him that says "I love my XBOX and thought you might like one too." Well yes, yes I would! And I do! I'm just flipping out at this moment (so is my mom on the phone, I'm sending her all these pics AS I'm taking them).
I press on, and I opened the slippers he mentioned in his note! I put them on immediately and I am still wearing them, after taking them off for 30 seconds to get my very last picture!
Next I open this awesome looking Cajun cookbook (I'm from Southern Louisiana and mentioned this in my exchange profile, also that I would be visiting there soon and couldn't wait for my Uncle's Cajun Thanksgiving food! It was absolutely amazing, btw, my Uncle is kinda the best). As I was setting the book to the side, I notice a sticky note in it, so I investigate. There was another hand written note from him that read "Aerrix, Since you're originally from Louisiana and miss your Uncle's Cajun cooking, I thought you might enjoy trying some of the recipes from this cookbook." I'm just speechless! My mom couldn't stop gushing over how sweet it was. I will try the book soon!
any of you OT baws know her?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:56 pm to hawgfaninc
I bet she doesn't swallow.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:57 pm to knight_ryder
And looks like she has a hairy butt hole
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:58 pm to hawgfaninc
She can keep the Xbox. Trump presidency is way more rewarding.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:01 am to hawgfaninc
Pretty cool.
This post was edited on 12/17/16 at 12:06 am
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:01 am to hawgfaninc
quote:he's a cuck if he married her
I immediately call my husband at work
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:04 am to Fusaichi Pegasus
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And looks like she has a hairy butt hole
Definite butt beard candidate.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:05 am to ILikeLSUToo
I don't know what any of this means?
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:05 am to hawgfaninc
Why didn't she wait until her husband got home to open her stuff? I'm sure he would have liked to share that moment with her. Just a thought.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:05 am to Fusaichi Pegasus
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And looks like she has a hairy butt hole
Also, bad breath and a smelly cooter.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:07 am to hawgfaninc
I bet Bill has an 11 inch dick
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:16 am to The Boat
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That's Jet12
Boat, my condolences to you.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:37 am to Fusaichi Pegasus
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And looks like she has a hairy butt hole
A fiery one at that.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:37 am to hawgfaninc
seems fake like fakey mcfakerson fake
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:41 am to ILikeLSUToo
He got her a fricking dog?!
Posted on 12/17/16 at 12:50 am to hawgfaninc
I shipped mine today! I saw mine was shipped to me yesterday. It's my first year doing Reddit secret Santa. 
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