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re: South Beach Miami is......unpleasant
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:16 am to keeton350
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:16 am to keeton350
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It has the most bums you have ever saw and it smells worse than any place you have ever been ? It's hard to believe you are a saints fan and never been to a home game. There is not an inch of south beach that smell worse than the whole city of New Orleans..
Holy incoherent wall of text Batman
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Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:29 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
Is the Miami airport still disgusting?
It made the New Orleans airport look like an operating room, in terms of cleanliness.
It made the New Orleans airport look like an operating room, in terms of cleanliness.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:43 am to 13SaintTiger
mate, we're going this week - have been working out and eating right for the past month in prep. 
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:45 am to Ed Osteen
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Lol, Miami is fricking terrible. I question anyone that enjoys that town
If you are a poor it would definitely suck. If you stay at a nice place, have a sexy girlfriend or wife, and have service on the beach, it's heavenly.
My favorite thing about Miami is finding a great spot near the ocean with service, lounge chairs, and a warm breeze where you can hear Portuguese, Spanish, Russian, French and English all being spoken around you. Preferably by sexy women in thongs that your girlfriend can't see you staring at b/c of the magic of sunglasses
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 8:46 am
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:48 am to SirWinston
The thing I remember the most is how many people smoke cigs. Everywhere. And throw them all over the ground.
What's that road by the beach? It's fun..like a big outdoor New Orleans.
People try very hard..lots of fancy cars and clothes etc.
What's that road by the beach? It's fun..like a big outdoor New Orleans.
People try very hard..lots of fancy cars and clothes etc.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:53 am to Sir Drinksalot
Ocean Drive is the stretch from 16th to 1st street.
Clevelander is still there. Lebatard does his radio show there and espn has a studio on the second floor. Clevelander is great for college and pro football in the fall. I'm there about 1/2 Saturday afternoons every fall eating lunch and watching the early games.
Miami airport is ok.
Ftr, no part of sobe smells anywhere near as bad as the french quarter. Not even remotely. Even the back alleys off the beach.
Clevelander is still there. Lebatard does his radio show there and espn has a studio on the second floor. Clevelander is great for college and pro football in the fall. I'm there about 1/2 Saturday afternoons every fall eating lunch and watching the early games.
Miami airport is ok.
Ftr, no part of sobe smells anywhere near as bad as the french quarter. Not even remotely. Even the back alleys off the beach.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:56 am to 13SaintTiger
I hate going there for sporting events. In traffic it takes hours to get from South Beach to Miami Gardens.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:03 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Miami airport is ok.
So they got rid of the chickens and people walking around with smelly sausages?
Cool.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:06 am to PurpGold 14-0
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South Beach only sucks if you're poor.
I'm OT poor but still had a good time last year.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:13 am to tigerstripedjacket
I've only been once, but it was for one night in December , with my wife, before we took a cruise. I didn't really like it, but I also realized that it's probably not enjoyed best with one's wife.
I wouldn't mind going back with just my boys to really see what south beach is all about. I have a cousin that goes to Miami a lot and he says as a party destination, Miami pales in comparison to Vegas, so if I never make it back to south beach I won't lose any sleep.
I wouldn't mind going back with just my boys to really see what south beach is all about. I have a cousin that goes to Miami a lot and he says as a party destination, Miami pales in comparison to Vegas, so if I never make it back to south beach I won't lose any sleep.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:19 am to SirWinston
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If you are a poor it would definitely suck. If you stay at a nice place, have a sexy girlfriend or wife, and have service on the beach, it's heavenly.
Heavenly? How about frustrating? Why would you bring sand to the beach?
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:26 am to Jake88
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If you are a poor it would definitely suck. If you stay at a nice place, have a sexy girlfriend or wife, and have service on the beach, it's heavenly.
Heavenly? How about frustrating? Why would you bring sand to the beach?
Exactly. My wife and I were on our honeymoon and fornicated multiple times per day, but to really appreciate south beach it would have been better if she wasn't there. I don't need to display my wife to a bunch of other dudes either.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:26 am to 632627
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I have a cousin that goes to Miami a lot and he says as a party destination, Miami pales in comparison to Vegas
He is correct. But no place in the world can party like Vegas. At least not in the number of high quality options 24/7.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:27 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
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I have a cousin that goes to Miami a lot and he says as a party destination, Miami pales in comparison to Vegas
He is correct. But no place in the world can party like Vegas. At least not in the number of high quality options 24/7.
Honestly from all the movies and stuff I've heard about south beach, I really thought it would be just as good as Vegas.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:48 am to 632627
There are a couple of clubs, that are as good as any in vegas. There is one pool party that is as good. But vegas wins in sheer quantity by far.
Miami has the hotter women with better bodies though.
Miami has the hotter women with better bodies though.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 9:50 am
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:52 am to 632627
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Exactly. My wife and I were on our honeymoon and fornicated multiple times per day
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fornicated
I don't think you know what this word means
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