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re: Son’s Rap Career update

Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by Tortious
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Member since Nov 2010
5648 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.


Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
24632 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:19 pm to
That's not rap first of all. Second of all, send him to trade school.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31998 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:20 pm to
Listened to 10-20 seconds of this and I still haven't stopped laughing.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29978 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:20 pm to
Was constipated. After 5 seconds of that "music", I was able to shite. Would recommend for passage fo hard dry stool.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15751 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:20 pm to
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That's not rap first of all. Second of all, send him to trade school.


Do trade schools even accept kids with an 800 SAT?
Posted by HoldThatTiger2511
Member since Dec 2019
208 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:23 pm to
Listen to Cognative Dissonance it actually has good vocals imo
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20121 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:25 pm to
Either my radio Is fricked up,

Someone slipped LSD into my mashed potatoes

Or that song sucks arse
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15751 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

it actually has good vocals imo


You have very bad opinions/taste imo
Posted by dontpeeinthepool
Member since May 2020
52 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.


Thats a Bil Burr quote.
Posted by HoldThatTiger2511
Member since Dec 2019
208 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:31 pm to
Those lyrics were better than 95% of what I hear on the radio
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 12:32 pm
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:32 pm to
I listened to two songs, and I don't think he's got what it takes.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:40 pm to
The quick change in and out of E flat minor in the 14th bar of "Cognitive Dissonance" is an interesting choice. Personally, I'd be worried that so jarring a shift between atonality and the dominant center might distract the listener from the introduction of the central melodic theme, but in context it seems to work well enough.
Posted by HoldThatTiger2511
Member since Dec 2019
208 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:43 pm to
That’s a fact
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147951 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

HoldThatTiger2511
please do us all a favor and never procreate again
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15751 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Those lyrics were better than 95% of what I hear on the radio


There weren't lyrics then 75% of footloose with a slightly different beat. We already know this is a troll, but even you can admit whoever it was that created those songs is awful.
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7822 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:04 pm to
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I talked about this a long time ago on this forum with an overwhelmingly positive response


Comments like this only strengthen the need for someone to invent a sarcasm font.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4932 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
992 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Although his SAT score is a mere 800, I want him to stay in school


quote:

That’s 80th percentile nationally



No, it's not. More like 10th percentile. You should have made up a slightly less terrible score for your fictional rapper son that's in college

This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 1:16 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31885 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Although his SAT score is a mere 800,


So he'll be a genus in the rap game?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18657 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:16 pm to
Believe it or not, your son can still get stoned, barely squeak by his classes, and still upload shitty demos to Soundcloud and not get signed. School wont prevent him from doing that one bit.
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