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So who is getting their house cleaned on the Northshore by a stripper first?

Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:03 am
Posted by PistolPete45
Mandeville, LA
Member since Apr 2012
586 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:03 am
quote:

Welcome to the Northshore’s first sexy home cleaning service! :)


Sexy Cleaning





My wife and her friends group have been joking about this, so I setup an appointment on our shared calendar for a cleaning. She wasn't as amused as I had hoped
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
696 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:06 am to
I kinda need my garage cleaned out. Also, do they pressure wash?
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2729 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:07 am to
quote:

We provide 5 different outfit options:

1) Short shorts and bra

2) Short skirt and bra

3) Sexy pajama set

4) Sexy maid outfit

5) Jean shorts and Bra


Hmmm....Maybe #2?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53466 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:07 am to
The jorts option
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11278 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:07 am to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54852 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:08 am to
This is probably closer to what they'll actually look like


Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153733 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:09 am to
quote:

We provide 5 different outfit options:

1) Short shorts and bra

2) Short skirt and bra

3) Sexy pajama set

4) Sexy maid outfit

5) Jean shorts and Bra

Them not offering a nude option leaves the door open for a different service to swoop in and steal all of their business.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7845 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:09 am to
Is this a result of Scuttlebutt burning down? Getting the girls back to work?
Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2297 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:10 am to
It's hilarious that they require you to provide the cleaning supplies.

It also states that a bodyguard accompanies the maid.
This post was edited on 10/30/24 at 10:11 am
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34260 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:10 am to
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25799 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:10 am to
quote:

So who is getting their house cleaned on the Northshore by a stripper first?


I have my house cleaned 3 times per week by these gals...it's still dirty as shite for some reason.
Posted by PistolPete45
Mandeville, LA
Member since Apr 2012
586 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Them not offering a nude option leaves the door open for a different service to swoop in and steal all of their business.


Based on some of the FB pics, I dunno how many people will be hiring them lmao. I picked the best 2 pics I could find, which wasn't saying a whole lot.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8381 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Them not offering a nude option leaves the door open for a different service to swoop in and steal all of their business.


There’s probably a secret menu.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11278 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:13 am to
Additional options:


Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34260 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:15 am to
$85 an hour for PJ'S?


I'm waaaaay underpaying my wife...
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
19238 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:17 am to
Is really a front for prostitution. It couldn't be anything else. What's in it for the sexy maid making 15 bucks an hour if there is no income upside in it? For base income, this sexy woman can make more on OnlyFans. Yeah, it's a front.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5808 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:17 am to
Thanks for hotlinking images to their site....
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17647 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:17 am to
She’s gonna be disappointed when she shows up expecting a simp wanting a quick handjob and instead gets to actually clean the entire house.
Posted by JoeBobRuby
Member since Sep 2005
5936 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:18 am to
Reminds me of the Senator from district 28
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114093 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:18 am to
This makes me think about how spicy Stacy said count chocula was the worst client she ever had

I wonder if that creepy perv will send his wife on a trip and try to talk them into coming to Lafayette?
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