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re: So the wife wants to name our child stencil

Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:02 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:02 am to
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Your wife is just an undercover Nazi that wants her child's initials to be "SS"



Reminds me of the All in the Family episode where Gloria and Meathead were going to name their kid Stanislaus. Archie wanted them to use it as his first name, and make the first name Archie (not realizing his name would be Archibald Stanislaus Stipic...arse initials).

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56158 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:03 am to
Stencil the Pencil.
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
490 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:28 am to
not lazy just figured I would reinterate the point since you seem slow
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5761 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:32 am to
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You should go with Spirograph to keep the S thing.


I like the name Spirochete for a girl, or Syphilis for a boy, especially for twins.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22485 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:33 am to
Coolest names have an X in them. You can name the kid, Saxon (so it starts with an S and also has an X)...maybe use Aryan or Anglo as a middle name.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:49 am to
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You realize Stencil and Jaxon didn't name themselves, right? You aren't hiring their parents. Be better at your job.

You kind of are hiring their parents. Those kids with shite names don't grow up in a vacuum with no parents. The type of parent that willingly gives their kid a shite name is also the type of parent that's more likely to do a poor job raising them. It's unfortunate, but it's a great timesaver when whittling down a list of applicants.

Give me a Mike or a Tony. At least I know Mike and Tony's dads beat the shite out of them for spilling milk on the floor, so they probably know a lot about discipline, attention to detail, and what happens when you make a mess in the break room.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:51 am to
Divorce.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10507 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:52 am to
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not lazy just figured I would reinterate the point since you seem slow



Dont BS a bullshitter. You are lazy
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:53 am to
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Im willing to bet he has a fricked up name
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Yeah... like Jaxon or something dumb


No. My name is International. My mom's a hippie. Dad's a teamster.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:14 am to
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So the wife wants to name our child stencil


Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77991 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:15 am to
You should get a divorce immediately.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:52 am to
Just name it Stupid. There, you have an S name now.
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8469 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:57 am to
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Apparently, it’s an S thing since our last name starts with S.
If your last name happens to Sketch what about Etch A. Sketch?
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:57 am to
Get her to at least change it to Stancil. Then he can use Stan as an adult and not have to continously defend his crazy mother.
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
5322 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:59 am to
What’s her stage name?
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