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So neighbors dog has been shitting on my lawn

Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:37 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120331 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:37 am
Every couple of days i come home to a nice steaming pile of shite in my front yard. Lots of folks have dogs so tough to know what dog it was. Finally caught neighbor’s dog on my front yard cam.

How to approach neighbor about this? Am friendly with neighbor, nice family, have never really had complaints before.

HOA has ordinance that dogs must be on leash, but i hate to be a nark and call btrgetthenet about this.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:38 am to
Toss it back in their yard
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:38 am to
You can't just tell your neighbor you saw his dog on your camera and would appreciate it if he didn't shite in your yard?

Calling the HOA is a bitch move.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24595 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:38 am to
It’s just fertilizer
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39223 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:38 am to
go shite on their yard
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18293 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:38 am to
Go shite in his yard
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:38 am to
The only logical next step is retaliation. If you have no dogs, human fecal matter will do.
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3581 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:39 am to
Red pepper on perimeter.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:39 am to
quote:

How to approach neighbor about this?


Buy a dog and have it shite in his yard. Get his kids to fall in love with it. Then euthenise it.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50840 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:39 am to
quote:

How to approach neighbor about this?


Smear the shite allover the neighbor's front door
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1737 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:39 am to
Go shite on their lawn.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59678 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:39 am to
Dont just toss it. Start a pile right by their mailbox.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9838 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:39 am to
Put it in a brown paper bag, bring to neighbors door, light it, ring doorbell.
Posted by AstroCajun
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
457 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:40 am to
Sprinkle ground black pepper in your yard. Dog won't like sniffing it and he'll move on to greener pastures to poop.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:40 am to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:41 am to
just catch the neighbor outside and politely ask him to clean up his dog's shite. Dude ought to be offering. I clean up my neighbors yard a couple times a week and hes usually not even home.

If the guy gets "shitty" about it turn him over the the HOA.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18436 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:41 am to
This. It works every time. I had a guy that lived across the street and he would purposely walk his dog over to my yard every evening after dark. Didn't think I saw him, told him, but that didn't stop him.

Picking it up and tossing it on his doorstep did.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61975 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:41 am to
How about just talking to the guy?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21921 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:42 am to
Get a pit bull and let it shite in your neighbor's yard.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/16/18 at 9:42 am to
Clearly your neighbor is establishing dominance over your territory through his dog.
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