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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:30 pm to BurningHeart
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:30 pm to BurningHeart
This thread delivers.
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:31 pm to BurningHeart
What kinda pornos you watching? No work is ever done. 
Dude shows up, chick makes flirty eyes while he spends two seconds throwing stuff in a box and wham. Sex.
Hell. They usually don’t even do that.
Dude shows up, chick makes flirty eyes while he spends two seconds throwing stuff in a box and wham. Sex.
Hell. They usually don’t even do that.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:33 pm to BurningHeart
quote:
It may be good to help her, but there's really no chance that she's looking to screw.
It would be so out of character for her.
Chance of screw: 3.5%
Chance of nude pics: 5%
Chance of BJ: 10%
Chance of handjob: 15%
Chance of clothed pics: 90%
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:34 pm to Langland
quote:
It would be so out of character for her.
You just aren’t reading between the lines
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:35 pm to Langland
quote:
It would be so out of character for her.
Chance of screw: 3.5%
Chance of nude pics: 5%
Chance of BJ: 10%
Chance of handjob: 15%
Chance of clothed pics: 90%
Divide all that by 3 and I think it'd be more realistic
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:36 pm to fr33manator
She Wants to let fly HMS SlutFlag.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:36 pm to Langland
quote:
Chance of screw: 3.5%
Chance of nude pics: 5%
Chance of BJ: 10%
Chance of handjob: 15%
How many times have you helped her in the past?
And how many times has that led to any of the above happening?
Exactly.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:38 pm to fr33manator
quote:
You just aren’t reading between the lines
The lines here are that she's poor and doesn't want to/cant spend money.
Any decently good looking chick isn't jumping through all these hoops to screw an average joe (no offense OP)
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:47 pm to Langland
You are getting USED FOOL.
She better at least buy you lunch or dinner but I get as quick as you drop the last "bin" she boots your arse out the door.
She better at least buy you lunch or dinner but I get as quick as you drop the last "bin" she boots your arse out the door.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:50 pm to Langland
I’m thinking you’re a pretty crappy person. Do you have to get something in return for helping someone out? Really?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:54 pm to Langland
quote:If she wears jeans she’s hiding something.
I'm hoping for snug jeans and a snug fitting t-shirt.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:54 pm to ctiger69
Yeah it's around p3-p9
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:59 pm to Old Sarge
Moving has become the one thing I straight refuse to help people do now unless you are immediate family or one of my best friends.
People have zero idea how to move. Nothing will be packed in boxes, shite will have to be disassembled, the people moving will fight over what junk to keep or take, etc
frick. That.
People have zero idea how to move. Nothing will be packed in boxes, shite will have to be disassembled, the people moving will fight over what junk to keep or take, etc
frick. That.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:00 pm to Langland
quote:
She is simple minded. And after this, more simple minded than I originally thought. She's like a high functioning 8 year old girl that doesn't understand what no means.
This can't be real.
I don't know why it's so difficult to just tell her no and that be it.
You can bet the guy that's fricking her told her no already. In fact she probably knew not to even ask him because he's his own man. Do you not want to seem like the bad guy here?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:14 pm to Hogwarts
quote:It has delivered nothing. But bins.
This thread delivers.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:20 pm to Wolfhound45
This guy is clearly a bitch. Cares if his parents tell him what to do and cant tell this woman no. 5 dollars says shes ugly
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:26 pm to Hook Em Horns
i fear this entire episode will end in suicide or rape or both
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:26 pm to StupidBinder
OP:
Woman in Question:
Woman in Question:
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:29 pm to Salamander_Wilson
This.......
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:37 pm to Hook Em Horns
OP is pathetic
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