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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:37 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:37 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Great troll or very sad
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:41 pm to jimbeam
Probably more sad
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:42 pm to NIH
Trolls are usually sad
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:42 pm to Langland
What a bitch!
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:48 pm to Langland
Wait to set up her bed last, look at her, look at the bed, then back to her, then make this face
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:54 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Agree.
He should just tell her, " look I've been wanting to smash you for 10 years. Give me a hard 15 minutes and we'll move the hell outta all that crap you've bought from Bed,Bath, and Beyond. "
She'd probably go for it.
He should just tell her, " look I've been wanting to smash you for 10 years. Give me a hard 15 minutes and we'll move the hell outta all that crap you've bought from Bed,Bath, and Beyond. "
She'd probably go for it.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:56 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
quote:Then hit her with the chloroform.
Wait to set up her bed last, look at her, look at the bed, then back to her, then make this face
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:59 pm to Geauxtiga
After you've moved everything in, lay on her bed as if you're tired. She'll know what to do.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:01 pm to N2cars
quote:FIFTEEN MINUTES?!?! Did you say FIFTEEN MINUTES.
Give me a hard 15 minutes
This guy’s going 5 pumps and a dump.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:07 pm to BurningHeart
quote:Divide all of those percentages by zero and it is precisely realistic.quote:Divide all that by 3 and I think it'd be more realistic
It would be so out of character for her.
Chance of screw: 3.5%
Chance of nude pics: 5%
Chance of BJ: 10%
Chance of handjob: 15%
Chance of clothed pics: 90%
The poor OP has never seen a woman’s bra strap, much less does he have anything near a sexual end game.
Alternatively, the entire thread is pretty good troll job.
I’m leaning towards the latter but the former is definitely possible.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:10 pm to soccerfüt
I for one and hoping he moves her all her shite and when it is all said and done and he is looking at her longingly, she says "Hey, I wanted to let you know that I'm gay"
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:12 pm to soccerfüt
What’s sad is most of us in a similar situation could most likely seal the deal
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:12 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:More likely would be she said something afterwards like “Thanks for the help.
I for one and hoping he moves her all her shite and when it is all said and done and he is looking at her longingly, she says "Hey, I wanted to let you know that I'm gay"
We gay folks have to stick together.”
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:14 pm to Langland
Dude, you're gonna be boxing up stuff for hours before you load a single thing in your truck.
You'll be lucky to get a sandwich out of this deal.
You'll be lucky to get a sandwich out of this deal.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:15 pm to soccerfüt
Based on the OPs reactions and inability to deal with the fairer sex... likely.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:16 pm to jimbeam
quote:but OP is obviously on the spectrum
Great troll
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:19 pm to Langland
This thread is a cry for help
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:21 pm to Athos
quote:
She is simple minded. And after this, more simple minded than I originally thought. She's like a high functioning 8 year old girl that doesn't understand what no means.
If she is simple minded, then what is OP? She has this dumb arse wrapped around her finger because he got a woody looking down her shirt a decade ago. I guarantee she knew he was looking and is very aware he does things for her in the hopes she gives it up, but she is never going to because he is a pussy. OP needs to hand in his man card. He is an embarrassment to the entire OT.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:26 pm to BayouCatFan
Am I going to have to go over there to help this women move and frick her too for the OT?
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:30 pm to Langland
Why are you telling the internet that an older lady who is a family friend has to beg you for help moving?
She asked you 3 times at your parents’ dinner table. You should have offered. Your mother was probably embarrassed. Are you physically disabled or just self reporting you are an unhelpful lazy man?
She asked you 3 times at your parents’ dinner table. You should have offered. Your mother was probably embarrassed. Are you physically disabled or just self reporting you are an unhelpful lazy man?
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