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So, I’m at a CrossFit competition n this weekend and Canheadman tries to impress me with

Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:06 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48835 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:06 pm
..his weird medical condition that allows cans (or any object with a rounded bottom) to stick to his head.



He also owns the world record in the Guinness Book of a world records for most cans stuck to his body at one time.

Should I have tossed him a buck or was my... And? attitude sufficient?
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179857 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:07 pm to
Suck that man’s dick
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45505 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

CrossFit completion


Is that where you jerk it to YouTube videos of muscular ladies working out?
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:10 pm to
People like him dont have a drop of anxiety or depression.

Hes just dumb and happy I bet.

Your attitude was astute.
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:11 pm to
The medical condition of being bald and fat?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48835 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:12 pm to
He’s said he has made $8K in a weekend showing off his trick.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:13 pm to
First rule of crossfit: tell everyone you do crossfit
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48835 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:14 pm to
First rule of lazy fricks: complain about other people who mention they workout.

I wasn’t competing. I was a vendor.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6289 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:15 pm to
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CrossFit


Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19945 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:18 pm to
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So, I’m at a CrossFit competition...


quote:

I was a vendor.


Handing out free mouth hugs to your fellow cult members doesn't make you a "vendor".
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 7:19 pm
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Suck that man’s dick


apparently, you could just put your lips on it and it would suck itself due to his condition.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29684 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:23 pm to
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I was a vendor

Is that what they’re calling glory holes these days?
Posted by LSU1SLU
Member since Mar 2013
8234 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:25 pm to
Subtle brag huh
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48835 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:26 pm to
Crossfitters love spending money on workout apparel and accessories.

..especially women and CrossFit booty shorts.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 8:19 pm to
CrossFit? That’s like a workout where you clap for other people working out while you’re in between your sets of having people clap for you while working out, right?
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 8:41 pm to
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I’m at a CrossFit competition


Absolutely no reason you needed to share this in your thread title.
Posted by castorinho
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Member since Nov 2010
88334 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 8:55 pm to

quote:

First rule of crossfit: tell everyone you do crossfit


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