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re: So I'm about to freak this man's wife because they are swingers

Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:08 am to
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37923 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:08 am to
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I jokingly offered her 5 of my probiotic root beer kombucha for a front 9


I’ve been out of the game too long, as I have no fricking clue what any of this is.

quote:

Danken Trail


She would have taken you up on some front 9 if you offered her the GOAT beans
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:10 am to
It could be a setup. While you're on top of her he'll come from behind and put his pecker in your booty hole
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:11 am to
quote:

It could be a setup. While you're on top of her he'll come from behind and put his pecker in your booty hole


This is my fear and I made clear that isn't fappening. Nope
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:13 am to
I sure miss Tony's grill. We use to smash that place shite faced after clubbing back in the 2004-6 era. Man those damn chicken fingers.

Yea the kombucha didn't work. Thought jokingly the root beer discount would drop that price down.

*edit* but no shite she is there every day and has a popping booty. Would be well worth rhe 3.50 plus tax.
This post was edited on 7/17/18 at 3:15 am
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:19 am to
quote:

if she falls in love with me


If this is even a possibility you need to stay away.

How can this end well?
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62014 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:43 am to
Have you never watched ID? This is how motherfrickers get murdered.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19436 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:53 am to
If you don’t, someone else will.

Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 5:24 am to
Adults say jimmy hat?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 5:40 am to
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36772 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 5:51 am to
quote:

two to tango.


Two to move.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3844 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:08 am to
quote:

I really want to pound it good and make her man wish he were me. 


quote:

He wants to watch but I'm not down with that. 



You can only pick one.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:11 am to
This is 100% a lie, you attention whoring POS
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15590 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:14 am to
Congratulations on you newly acquired AIDS.

Now don't be a dick and pass it around.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41870 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:14 am to
You will be sword fighting inside of a month

Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19895 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:19 am to
quote:

I don't do serious relationships anymore because they have all been filth and liars. Worthless scum.


Maybe it's karma getting you for your behavior??
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98732 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:19 am to
Let him watch man, don’t be a pussy
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:21 am to
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Met this good looking gal and she is married, but they are in an open relationship.

Really freaky broad too. Should I? I really want to pound it good and make her man wish he were me.

But I also don't want to be seen as trashy. Will be wearing Jimmy Hat. He wants to watch but I'm not down with that. So it is off the table. She just wants the D.

What sayeth you my intrepid and bold TD mates?

WWYD?


You're a waste of carbon.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23640 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:26 am to
quote:

really want to pound it good and make her man wish he were me. 

You do realize that he has already hit it right?
Posted by gatorhater08
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
2499 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:28 am to
Everyone must have been drunk last night because nobody has asked for pics!

Pics???
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135568 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 6:28 am to
You sound gay.
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