re: So I was held up at gun point

Pics of wife?

quote:

---

I responded, “You are not coming at me like a man bc men don’t act this way. You are lying to yourself and others. Women lie, real men don’t lie. You were raised by a woman and you are acting like a woman! Take the $20.00 and geaux.”

---

What you actually said:

“Please sir just take it! It’s the only money I have. Please dear god don’t shoot me. I have a family that loves me! Please please, I’ll suck your dick, would you like that?! Please anything just don’t kill me”

I mean you could just ask politely. Probably don’t even have to ask mikel

Good thing your wife didn't approach and hear you with that "acting like a woman" line. She'd have taken the thug's gun and beaten you with it.

I once got held up by two 13 year olds (guess) with a knife in Memphis and I bitched out and gave them my wallet.

I was in college and hammered drunk. The guys made out with a cool ~$13-15 and a credit card with a $500 limit that I canceled.

ETA:

I was drunk enough that I couldn't have picked them out of a lineup the next morning

Wowza!!! Glad he was caught.

quote:

---

I have a pouch that hangs around my neck and under my shirt.

---

Jew gold?

At least 99% of that story is bullshite.

I'd probably buy the fact that you were in Buckhead....the rest hell naw.

My uncle worked for Southwestern Bell, and did a lot of repair work on the TelePoles, so he would be up the pole and they would try to rob them, threatening them if they climbs down, so he bought throw away wallets.

He would put $10-$20 in the throw away with some bs cards he would print. So these inner city shitheads would think they got him, even though he got over. Left with his real wallet, life, and credit cards.